Lohan Quotes & Sayings

Economists believe there are three reasons why the Russian economy is doing so poorly. One, economic sanctions are working. Number two, low-price oil. And number three, Lindsay Lohan has quit drinking vodka. — David Letterman

I'm a Cancer, which means I'm maternal and emotional. So in relationships I'm screwed. — Lindsay Lohan

Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute? — Lindsay Lohan

I write a lot of lyrics and I'm involved in the producing process, because it's like, if I'm singing it, I want it to be something that I can relate to. — Lindsay Lohan

I just feel as though it's become a situation where people have manifested this caricature of who I am, and they act as if there's no real person inside of it. — Lindsay Lohan

There's a way of dealing with hardships that are healthier than going out. That's what I've learned. — Lindsay Lohan

As long as I stay honest with myself and just do the work that I am willing to do, and have been willing to do and am doing, — Lindsay Lohan

I'm proud to be a Lohan, and I will always will be. — Ali Lohan

On a day when you're tired, it's important to just say good morning to everyone so they're kind of aware that it's gonna be a good day. Jamie Lee Curtis told me that. — Lindsay Lohan

As sick as it sounds, a reality show might help, actually. At least then people could get the truth. — Lindsay Lohan

I really enjoy singing and I really enjoy acting, but singing I've been doing since I was really young. — Lindsay Lohan

It's so hard for people to even believe that there was a lesson to be learned at all, because they just think I'm wrong. — Lindsay Lohan

I want to give back. I want to do all the things that will make me feel fulfilled. But whenever I do those things, people think it's a press stunt or something. — Lindsay Lohan

I would just like to be known as my own person. I don't need to ride on any coattails. I just want to make my mark myself. — Ali Lohan

I hate children! I hate them all! — Lindsay Lohan

The way I see it, the longer I live here the less of a choice you will all have not to hire me for plays. — Lindsay Lohan

The judge gave me a break. He was like: wow, we've never heard of this. So he gave me time served in the county jail, I didn't even get a felony. I have yet to get a felony, which is so crazy. I think Lindsey Lohan has more felonies than me. — Luis J. Rodriguez

If I were to talk to Lindsay Lohan, I'd encourage her to get the hell out of acting and into something soothing. Take up botany or something. — Mara Wilson

Beauty is grace and confidence. I've learned to accept and appreciate what nature gave me. — Lindsay Lohan

It would be easier if they named jeans for celebrities so you'd know exactly what you were getting without even having to try them on. 'Mary-Kate' for itty-bitty jeans that come with a cartoonishly oversized caramel latte cup; 'Angelina Jolie' for jeans that are sold with two tiny Cambodian orphans stitched right into the back pockets; 'Katie Holmes', jeans which spell out 'help me!' in the fabric if you look very closesly; and 'Dina Lohan', self-promoting stage mom of Lindsay, for jeans that look OK from a distance, but when you get closer, are actually transparent.
For men, there could be 'David Hasselhoff' jeans, made entirely of cheese, and 'John Mayer' jeans which, when removed, become instantly bored and walk themselves to to the house of next 'it' girl in Hollywood. — Celia Rivenbark

There are very few Americans who honestly care who Lindsay Lohan is dating. But it's still information they need to have. This is because those people care about something else entirely; they're worried about the possibility of everyone else understanding something that they're missing. — Chuck Klosterman

We're in a celebrity culture, and when I turn on the news today I hear about Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods and Paris Hilton and the Kardashian sisters and 'Dancing with the Stars,' one thing after another, Kate Gosselin's new body. — Philip Yancey

To be able to have an effect on someone's life is extraordinary . — Lindsay Lohan

There isn't really anybody who occupies the lens to the extent that Lindsay Lohan does. Something happens when she steps in front of the camera. There is this magnetic energy. — Richard Phillips

According to Life & Style Weekly, 50 Cent may be working on Lindsay Lohan's next album. Finally, a match made in rap heaven. He's a convicted drug dealer who's been shot nine times, and she spent 84 minutes in prison. This is a big step for Lindsay. The last time Lindsay got near a black guy she ran over his foot. — Chelsea Handler

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Rick Perry? It only takes Lindsay four and a half hours to finish a sentence. — Jay Leno

I say too much sometimes, but I'm honest, that's the important thing. — Lindsay Lohan

I don't think people should do anything to be popular. But maybe within reason they can step out of their comfort zones and do things to be more 'accessible'. Like taking drugs or drinking heavily to be cool. — Lindsay Lohan

I hate it when people call me a teen queen. — Lindsay Lohan

It's flattering that people want to know so much about me and want to take the time to make up that many things about me. — Lindsay Lohan

They have never heard of Lindsay Lohan. They are blessed. — Firoozeh Dumas

It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. — Lindsay Lohan

It angers me to see that my own father would stoop to such a level — Lindsay Lohan

So many people around me would say they cared for the wrong reasons. A lot of people were pulling from me, taking from me and not giving. — Lindsay Lohan

I don't need the approval of the press, but I just wish they'd stop the viciousness ... I never felt sorry for people like Lindsay Lohan in my life. I thought they were dopey little movie stars. Now I feel sorry for those people. — Bill O'Reilly

Life can be easily fucked up,
but its your decision to make it happened or not. — Ava Lohan

Love is dangerous in the best way possible. — Lindsay Lohan

I didn't get along with Lindsay Lohan on 'Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen', but you have to consider that we were 16-year-old girls. I haven't seen Lindsay since then, but I imagine she's grown and become a different person. I know I have. — Megan Fox

She gets away with it. Everybody co-signs her bad behavior. It's like we all are co-dependent on Lindsay Lohan. When are we going to stand up to her? — Jane Velez-Mitchell

I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being the 'party girl'. I hate that. I bust my ass when I'm filming and when I have time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance. — Lindsay Lohan

So many people preach that they love fashion, but really it's what I live for! — Lindsay Lohan

I'm the hardest working person I know. I'm 20 years old - is it a crime to want to go out dancing with my friends? — Lindsay Lohan

I've never been a junkie, and never will be. I just like going out late to clubs with friends and listening to music. Always have done. It's not that unusual for girls of 26. — Lindsay Lohan

I always wanted to take the blame. I've always been apologetic for other people's faults. — Lindsay Lohan

If I can change bodies with anyone, it would be Britney Spears because how can you not like Britney Spears? — Lindsay Lohan

It's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake. — Lindsay Lohan

I'm at my happiest when I'm on a movie set. It's like therapy for me. — Lindsay Lohan

Can you please stop talking so I can go back to enjoying Daniel Craig's outrageously good body?" "That's so gay," JP said. "I'm a girl," said the Duke. "It's not gay for me to be attracted to men. Now, if I said you had a hot body, that would be gay, because you're built like a lady." "Oh, burn," I said. The Duke raised her eyes at me and said, "Although JP's a freaking paragon of masculinity compared to you." I had no response to that. "Keun is at work," I said. "He gets paid double on Christmas Eve." "Oh, right," said JP. "I forgot that Waffle Houses are like Lindsay Lohan's legs: always open. — John Green

You look at the absolute scorn that gets poured on a fallen celebrity, whether it's Tom Cruise or Lindsay Lohan or Marlon Brando, or Elvis when he got fat. They're not allowed the dignity of ordinary failure. And I think that plays into people's notions about Los Angeles, too. It's not allowed to be a regular city with problems. — Matthew Specktor

I think I am too old to be doing teen movies. I am just kind of annoyed, because you have all these teen movies coming out with usually either Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff doing four of the exact teen movies over and over again. — Alexa Vega

My brother Cody is 19. He wants to stay out of the limelight and become a lawyer. I want him to be an entertainment lawyer, so he can help me out! — Lindsay Lohan

The fact that the public are mesmerised by Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and all these miserable people makes me laugh because those celebrities are more miserable than the people reading about them for escapism. — Corey Taylor

Substance abuse is a disease which doesn't go away overnight. I'm working hard to overcome it. I did fail my recent drug test. I'm prepared to face the consequences. — Lindsay Lohan

I write most of my own lyrics for my album and I am helping to produce some of the songs as well. — Lindsay Lohan

Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but every morning I start off with a good head on my shoulders, saying to myself, 'It's going to be a good day!'. — Lindsay Lohan

I want to interact with my fans, and I want to let people know what I'm doing and stuff like that because I'd want to know. — Lindsay Lohan

Thank you Prince for all of your inspiration and sharing your increadible talents with the world. You will be incredibly missed. — Lindsay Lohan

My family are amazing. I had like, the perfect upbringing. It sucks for people like Lindsey [Lohan], but it's not her fault she's so off the rails. — Kristen Stewart

I've become more of a homebody, and I like that. — Lindsay Lohan

I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves. — Lindsay Lohan

So Achmed if you've been in my suitcase this entire time how have you been getting through security? Oh thats easy they open the suitcase and i say 'ello my name is lindey lohan! — Jeff Dunham

Materialism has defeated feminism as well. In a sign of the times, Gloria Steinem was on the picket line when the first American DeBeers store opened on Fifth Avenue in June 2005, protesting the evictions of Bushmen in Botswana to make room for diamond miners and the charges that the company dealt in "blood diamonds" used to finance civil wars in Africa.
Her presence meant nothing to young Hollywood beauties who are pleased to shill for the diamond industry in magazine layouts and personal appearances.
As Steinem stood outside, Lindsay Lohan was inside the party, gushing over the possibility that she could get to wear one of the big rocks.
Asked by reporters about the Bushmen controversy, she shrugged it off: "I don't get involved in any drama. — Maureen Dowd

It was the first time I realized that absolute reality could be so much more fun than fantasy. — Lindsay Lohan

I have never reached certain levels of fame, like Lindsay Lohan did, or even Brittany Murphy. My career has always been this sort of even-keeled, steady existence. I was also raised by poets, and I've been doing poetry as long as I've been acting. — Amber Tamblyn

At the end of the day, I only trust my family. — Ali Lohan

I don't like to talk about politics. If you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans, and that's half of your fan base. — Lindsay Lohan

During the past five years, I've learned that time flies faster than you think, and because you only live once you have to learn from your mistakes, live your dreams and be accountable. — Lindsay Lohan

If it turns out that the Mayans are right and the world is going to end, you know what this means?
Lindsay Lohan is a genius. She's been partying her brains out. She owes taxes. She's crashing cars. She's a genius! — Jay Leno

Russia has banned all adoptions to Americans. So, if you were hoping to get a little white kid with fetal alcohol syndrome, you're going to have to wait until Lindsay Lohan reproduces. — Bill Maher

Because I'm so much in the spotlight, people lose sight of why I'm in the industry. In fact, I'm doing all this because I love to act. I love to perform, to sing. — Lindsay Lohan

I want to set up orphanages for underprivileged and abused children. — Lindsay Lohan

I want to be remembered for the work that I've done, rather than the car accidents that I've gotten into, the men that I've not dated - or the man that I have. — Lindsay Lohan

Say 'no' more than 'yes,' and just make sure you surround yourself with good people. — Lindsay Lohan

Intensely moving but never sentimental, Academy Street is a profound meditation on what Faulkner called 'the human heart in conflict with itself'. In Tess Lohan, Mary Costello has created one of the most fully realized characters in contemporary fiction. What a marvel of a book. — Ron Rash

I'll probably pursue doing more movies, but not horror or movies with killers in them. I'll try to stick to happy movies. I want to act and direct like Jodie Foster. I admire her because she went to college and she's still doing the same thing. — Lindsay Lohan

I grew up watching Lindsay and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or on stage, with everybody listening to you it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph and it's just a really good feeling to have. — Ali Lohan

Why is being a nerd so bad?
saying " I noticed you're a nerd is like saying hey, I noticed you'd rather be intelligent that stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan — John Green

I never rebelled against my parents - I worked hard, I was responsible, and I didn't go to high-school parties. — Lindsay Lohan

When someone tells me not to do something, I'll do it more. — Lindsay Lohan

It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with. — Lindsay Lohan

I'm really in touch, whether it's prayer or meditation ... there are so many powers greater than me in the world. I've been blessed and lucky enough to have been given a gift to share with other people. — Lindsay Lohan

I know that in my past I was young and irresponsible - but that's what growing up is. You learn from your mistakes. — Lindsay Lohan

Making a movie with Lindsay Lohan is not for the faint of heart. — Grant Bowler

Lindsay Lohan isn't a DJ, but because of her celebrity power she can do a gig somewhere, put her name on a flyer, and she'll probably bring in more people and make more money than I ever will. — Neil Armstrong

I'm the antidote to Lindsay Lohan. I know she misbehaves terribly, but sometimes it just seems like it's open season on her. — Raquel Welch

Life is full of risks anyway; why not take them? — Lindsay Lohan

So there was no explicit bonding. Certainly not the kind you might be expecting if you like films like The Parent Trap as much as Mizuko and I did. We watched it together once, and I dared to say that we were like two little Lindsay Lohans in the isolation cabin, to which she made a kind of grunt. — Olivia Sudjic

I won't live in L.A. again, hell no, my friends tell me s**t when they come over I don't want to hear. I don't even know who got married and who got pregnant. You turn on the news in L.A. and it is all gossip about people. All the stuff that is going on in the world right now and this gossip is the news? ... I love the BBC. I haven't heard myself mentioned on TV since I have been here. That has been really weird for me, and great. — Lindsay Lohan

You know this business, Cole. Your production budget is climbing faster than Lindsay Lohan's chance of a crack baby pregnancy. — Alessandra Torre

I want to make the most out of the word 'fame.' I want to do good things with my fame, or whatever it is. I want to help and do charity work. — Ali Lohan

I think my biggest focus for myself is learning how to continue to get through the trauma that my father has caused in my life. — Lindsay Lohan

I did get to work with Anthony Hopkins on 'The Human Stain.' If I ever manage to accomplish a quarter of what he's achieved, I'll have had one hell of a career. — Lindsay Lohan

It was a sobering experience. — Lindsay Lohan

I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back. — Lindsay Lohan

I'm 20 years old. I like to party as much as anyone my age. Going clubbing is my way of relaxing or releasing a lot of stress. I don't feel that I should have to justify that part of my life. I don't know that I'm necessarily an addict. — Lindsay Lohan

If you're fighting with your boyfriend, you can go to the movies and cry it out and leave happy because the ending of the film is happy. — Lindsay Lohan

I wanted to be a movie star. But movie stars are not what they used to be. — Lindsay Lohan

It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said that I would die before I went to rehab. But I thought, 'I'm going to stay here tonight.' And I stayed there for a month. It was great. — Lindsay Lohan

Obviously, I want to sell records, but I do it because I find it therapeutic. In music I can be myself. — Lindsay Lohan

I live without regrets. There are certain things I have done, mistakes that I made, that I would change, but I don't regret them at all, because I've learnt from them. — Lindsay Lohan