Locutus Funko Quotes & Sayings

Books should be full of stuff you could never say to people in public. — Alain De Botton

If you feel dirty, insignificant or unloved, then rats are a good role model. They exist without permission, they have no respect for the hierarchy of society, and they have sex 50 times a day. — Banksy

Meanwhile my beans, the length of whose rows, added together, was seven miles already planted, were impatient to be hoed, — Henry David Thoreau

A lot of times when you keep it real with somebody, you can't expect them to keep it real with you. — Gucci Mane

For observing nature, the best pace is a snail's pace. — Edwin Way Teale

Hope is more the consequence of action than its cause. As the experience of the spectator favors fatalism, so the experience of the agent produces hope. — Roberto Mangabeira Unger

For complex reasons, our culture allows "economy" to mean only "money economy." It equates success and even goodness with monetary profit because it lacks any other standard of measurement. I am no economist, but I venture to suggest that one of the laws of such an economy is that a farmer is worth more dead than alive. A second law is that anything diseased is more profitable than anything that is healthy. What is wrong with us contributes more to the "gross national product" than what is right with us. — Wendell Berry

You either have hope or you don't. How I feel sorry for you if you don't. — Timothy Pina

When I figured that I could do anything if I was simply methodical about it. I went to the library - and this was before the Internet - and I searched for a career that was creative, would not fall into a routine, involved problem solving and making things. It also had to be dynamic. I came up with special effects. — Jamie Hyneman

If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb. — Andy Rooney

On 'Sanjay and Craig,' I've had a number of chances to work with Chris Hardwick, and that is so much fun. — Maulik Pancholy

What are you looking at?" she screams at me. "I told you I was going to have the baby today." "I thought you were joking. No one knows exactly when they're going to have a baby." "I do." "Then why didn't you make plans?" "These are my plans." "To have it here?" "You were a cop. You know how to deliver babies." "I also know how to do body cavity searches. It doesn't mean I want to do them." She — Tawni O'Dell

Tim O'Brien's book about Vietnam, 'The Things They Carried', has won every award, is studied in college and is considered to be definitive. But it's fiction. — Dave Eggers