Locura Digital Quotes & Sayings

THE ZERO SUM GAME: I have found that people whose hair is teased do not like brainteasers. By the same token, people who like brainteasers do not have teased hair. It's clear that the human cranium cannot sustain both. — Demetri Martin

You know nothing. You're nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage." "Say what? — Janet Evanovich

Sometimes she'd just walk around the city alone. Watch the people, smell the food, the bus exhaust, the smoke coming up through the grating. She'd feel protected somehow, found a sense of belonging in the hectic sprawl. And the next minute she'd feel like the one who couldn't break the code, hit the right stride, catch the wave. Potholes and traffic and bums, oh my. With all the honking and the hum of movement, the living, breathing blur of noise gently pressing in on her, the great purr of the Metropolitan Cat turning into a dull roar. She'd feel so silent on the inside, her head as quiet as a stretch of sand, a cathedral silently worshipping the life that was all around her, storing it up for later when she needed some 'too much' to draw upon. — Carrie Fisher

Find myself a rock and roll band, that needs a helping hand. — Rod Stewart

Hi, my name is Tess. — Embee

Let's be honest. We're not Manchester United or Arsenal, are we? — Paolo Di Canio

Flinging dog drool on innocent passersby? — Meg Cabot

I had never seen so many cute men in one place in my life. But I could tell they were not for me. Russell was like the gay vampire Hugh Hefner, and this was the Playboy Mansion, with an emphasis on the boy. — Charlaine Harris

Unreasoning prejudices are bred out of the continual living in the past — Prentice Mulford

I used to drink Coke all the time. It was so good. It gives you a lot of energy. — Andy Warhol

Arizona now has one of the most innovative systems of financing school construction in the nation. — Jane D. Hull

Creation isn't forcing or commanding something into existence. It's more of a rolling over, a good stretch, blissing out, lying on the grass watching the flowers blowing in the breeze or the clouds floating by. — Esther Hicks

As a kid, I was a pretty good little sprinter. — Mary Lou Retton