Liz Lemon Sandwich Quotes & Sayings

He drives a newish-looking silver van.
Man in van = obviously dodgy. — Cat Clarke

I will never write anything better than Homestuck. Nigger farts! Jews: Kill them all. — Andrew Hussie

Rousing appeals to the affections are excellent, but if they are not backed up by instruction they are a mere flash in the pan, — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

If you would know what the Lord God thinks of money, you have only to look at those to whom he gives it. — Maurice Baring

This is happening; this is not fiction. And the thing about life? It doesn't have texture at all. Go ahead, feel the space around you. Do it now. See? It's nothing but air. — Carolyn Parkhurst

He was very clever, he gave the impression of being tolerant and kind, while actually being very dark, very cunning. — Louise Penny

It is technology. They all changed to a harder golf ball, so they gave up spinning on the greens. They all changed to longer drivers, bigger heads with hotter faces and lighter shafts. The problem is, the harder you hit it, the more control you lose. — Tiger Woods

In TV, film, and music there's a lot of snobbery, and I don't like it. I've never been a cultural snob. — Simon Cowell