Litten Shiny Quotes & Sayings

I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, "Aren't you tempted?" No, because of the ridiculousness of it. — Robin Williams

If you know that whatever is made inevitable breaks down, you needn't seek too hard for achievement. If you know that all living beings inevitably die, you needn't work too hard on health lore. — Zicheng Hong

When your child is a little older, you can teach him about our tax system in a way that is easy to grasp. Offer him, say, $10 to mow the lawn. When he has mowed it and asks to be paid, withhold $5 and explain that this is income tax. Give $1 to his younger brother, and tell him that this is "fair". Also, explain that you need the other $4 yourself to cover the administrative costs of dividing the money. When he cries, tell him he is being "selfish" and "greedy". Later in life he will thank you. — Joseph Sobran

Excuse me, Mr. Yeti, I know we locked you up in a cage and you're pissed as hell, but do you think you could slap the ham for me? And when you cum, could you aim for this little tiny cup that you could easily crush with your huge Yeti hands... — Nikita King

Your wig steers the gig. — Lord Buckley

Ours is a colourful and diversified world. It is also a complex one. — Li Peng

Just because someone doesn't respond ... doesn't mean they are not
Listening. — Michelle Carithers

What is really scary is running naked inside yourself, revealing the real you. — Wes Adamson

Fuck, can you give me a ride to Office Depot when I'm done with these dildos? — Jon Konrath

In my early 40s I started to feel that I had neglected the spiritual side of my life. It had always been there, but I'd neglected it. In fashion, that's really easy because we live in the future, and we can place too much importance on material things. — Tom Ford

Survival...could only be a social achievement, not an individual accident. — Eugene Weinstock

I was thinking how most people don't make you feel much of anything at all. Don't make you feel like time spent with them has grace, like every moment in their company is a gift. But Finn did. Finn, my midsummer night's dream. — Jane Lotter

Command that in no way there be in your household any who make strife, discord or divisions in the hostel, but all shall be of one accord, of one will as of one heart and one soul. — Robert Grosseteste

You are the living miracle. — Akemi G

She wondered if J.D. had polo ponies on his condoms. — Julie James