Listerine Quotes & Sayings

I want a writer to trust my intelligence. After all, I trust her/his skill to entertain me. — Aleksandr Voinov

phrase "often a bridesmaid, never a bride" originated with a 1925 Listerine advertisement.) — Steven Johnson

Gonzo narrows his eyes. 'How often do you clean that thing?' 'Every night,' the waitress answers. Her smile is strained. 'That's it? Do you know how long it takes for Listeria to grow under those hot lamps, even with ice?' Here we go. 'It can happen in just five hours. Five hours and you've got the salad bar of death!' The waitress looks confused. 'From Listerine? — Libba Bray

When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly. — Mitch Hedberg

There's ordinary people out there doing extraordinary things. — Neal Shusterman

You drank my blood?" Nick
"Aye" Aeron
"Dude, that's gross. I hope you brushed your teeth afterward. Saw a dentist. Drank a gallon of Listerine." Nick
"I told you he wouldn't be angry for it." Nashira — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Different people have such different understandings of the connection (or lack of connection) between life on- and off-line — Anonymous

The rise of digital technology put marketers in a bind. No longer a captive audience, consumers were splitting their time across devices, social networks and websites. — Shawn Amos

I made some friends at Listerine and they taught me a little bit about oral care. That half of adults suffer from oral disease, that the number one chronic disease among children is oral disease, that we're only taking care of 25% of our mouths when brushing alone and there are more germs in your mouth than there are people on the planet. — Ginnifer Goodwin

Poverty is spiritual halitosis. — George Orwell

Madness is a regenerating thing. Like a phoenix, when one strand dies, another burns anew. — Chris Galford

You can learn a lot about someone by his teeth. Or her teeth. Especially vampires. For some of us, hygiene goes out the window when our body temperature drops. We might not need much in the way of deodorant, but I swear - a little Listerine never hurt anybody. — Cherie Priest