List Of Funny Senior Quotes & Sayings

I think everything keeps changing. There was a time when television was a bad thing for actors and it meant that you could only do television, and now we see everyone does television. — Dylan McDermott

We're deciding the fate of the multiverse with a flip of a coin. Heads or tails, doc. If that isn't a game, I don't know what is. — E.C. Myers

The latest mode from Paris, the gown had a devastatingly low, square-cut bodice accentuated with the tiniest bit of sheer, gold trim that barely concealed a hint of dusky nipple. If the viscount appreciated her well-endowed bosom, what harm in teasing from afar that which he could never touch? Deeming it naught but a bit of harmless flirtation with a charming rogue, Diana paid little heed to the fleeting notion that she might actually be playing with fire. — Victoria Vane

Beyond the beauty of external forms, there is more here: something that cannot be named, something ineffable, some deep, inner, holy essence. Whenever and wherever there is beauty, this inner essence shines through somehow. It only reveals itself to you when you are present. — Eckhart Tolle

Worry is the destroyer of understanding. — Dada Bhagwan

Anyone who thinks science is trying to make human life easier or more pleasant is utterly mistaken. — Albert Einstein

My entire notion of friendship altered when I depended on someone for more than just the pleasant passing of time. — Courtney Milan

Cats of great personality are always found in association with sensitive, cat-conscious people; it is a two-way process of immense mutual benefit. — Patricia Moyes

Bliss in possession will not last; Remembered joys are never past. — James Montgomery

Remember at the junior picnic, when someone whipped that dog at Jennifer's head? And Jennifer was laughing, like it was funny? Ted never copped to it, but I know he did it. I saw him. A-hole.'
Rachel shakes her head in disgust. 'She probably deals with that kind of crap every day ... '
'That's it. I'm going to ask Jennifer if she wants to sit with us today ... I don't like those little turds thinking they can make fun of her because she's on the list. Don't they have any respect for the fact that she's a senior? If she's with us, they wouldn't dare say anything. — Siobhan Vivian

All of our actions can signify self-love or self-sabotage — Sharon Salzberg

When you sit alone quietly, it's something beautiful, even if nobody sees it. — Thich Nhat Hanh