List Of Del Boy Quotes & Sayings

Flies are so mighty that they win battles, paralyse our minds, eat up our bodies. — Blaise Pascal

A thousand painters ought to be killed yearly. Say what you like: I'm every inch a painter. — Paul Cezanne

I had a very crazy aunt and uncle who we traded my brother Webster to for a Siamese cat. It was heaven to live with my aunt and uncle because you got spoiled to death. — Rex Smith

If when I am libelled I take no notice, the world believes the libel. If I sue, I have to pay about one hundred pounds' costs for the privilege, and gain the smallest coin the country knows for recompense. — Charles Bradlaugh

No matter how poor my eyes are I can still talk. — Marjory Stoneman Douglas

I need time where it is quiet, the world is loud enough even when no one is talking. Please respect that it's something that I must do, I don't mean to disrespect you — Tina J. Richardson

A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away. — William Wycherley

You know, she was a girl. She was a female. And she wasn't like, trying to compete in a man's world and she wasn't trying to be in a man's position, she was just who she was. And I think that was like, a good thing. — Jenna Elfman

Every Republican has a one-liner on ObamaCare. I've got detailed plans on energy independence, on school choice, on health care, on foreign policy. They all hire somebody to write their plans. They can borrow mine. I've actually got ideas. Enough with the slick talkers. Let's elect somebody that's done something. — Bobby Jindal