Liria Wikipedia Quotes & Sayings

I was wondering how Ms. Hetley, who seemed to occupy just about every slot on the New York Times hardback, paperback, and e-book bestseller lists, had managed to wring eight five-hundred-page installments out of the concept of wars between rival gangs of vampires and wizards when it seemed obvious to me that all a wizard would have to do to kick a vampire's ass was pounce on it during the day while it was sleeping. How could anyone take this stuff seriously, I wondered. Hetley's graphic depictions of wizard-on-vampire sex, which was creating a bloodthirsty, mutant race of evil, soulless 'vampards', seemed absurd. — Adam Langer

Please consult your child's Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change. — Kenya Wright

Intelligence is really a kind of taste: taste in ideas. — Susan Sontag

I try to decipher if my life lives through my words or if my words become my life. — Shannon Lynette

There is a homely old adage which runs: "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." If the American nation will speak softly, and yet build and keep at a pitch of the highest training a thoroughly efficient navy, the Monroe Doctrine will go far. — Theodore Roosevelt

The whole point of remaining on cable is to remain true to who I am. That's a bad, bad girl that got a big job. — Chelsea Handler

There's a time and place for spontaneity, — Ken Follett

You are my future, Kacie. You're my present and my future and if I could figure out a way to invent a damn time machine, you'd be my past. — Beth Ehemann

It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV. — Tina Fey

Unless we speak praise, we consistently speak poison. Unless we are intentional about giving God glory throughout the day, our days unintentionally give way to grumbling. — Ann Voskamp

We all have done something unethical. — John C. Maxwell