Lionel Hutz Law Quotes & Sayings

Gabriel: This is a *travesty* of justice.
Michael: Justice is my father's prerogative. The rest of us ...
Lucifer: The rest of us can only do what we think is *right*. — Mike Carey

Tigerclaw swung his head around and fixed her with a yellow glare. "Defend myself to you, you gutless excuse for a warrior? What sort of a leader are you? Keeping the peace with other Clans. Helping them! You barely punished Fireheart and Graystripe for feeding RiverClan, and you sent them to fetch WindClan home! I would have never shown such kittypet softness. I would have brought back the days of TigerClan. I would have made ThunderClan great!" "And how many cats would have died for it?" Bluestar murmured, almost to herself. — Erin Hunter

Caught in the self-centered dream, only suffering;
holding to self-centered thoughts, exactly the dream;
each moment, life as it is, the only teacher;
being just this moment, compassion's way. — Joko Beck

I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again. — Dave Chappelle

when you do what you love with people who love the same thing, something is born into your midst and begins to connect you. — Shauna Niequist

The best that can be said of my life so far is that it has been industrious, and the best that can be said of me is that I have not pretended to what I was not. — Maria Mitchell

For too long, decisions have been taken behind closed doors - tablets of stone have simply been past down to people without bothering to involve people, listen to their views or give them information about what we are doing and why. — Peter Mandelson

I had many different assignments and I was doing things that I thought were important ... no, I didn't either: I didn't think they were important. But I found out afterwards when I read up on my history that some of the things that I did were quite important. — Frank Buckles

But the screws had been there since the sixth day of creation and wouldn't budge. I leaned into — Carolyn Brown

Toby, please stop punching Etienne in the head. It's not helping. — Seanan McGuire

Free will does not enable any man to perform good works, unless he is assisted by grace; indeed, the special grace which the elect alone receive through regeneration. For I stay not to consider the extravagance of those who say that grace is offered equally and promiscuously to all — John Calvin

We have the ability to create choice by altering our interpretations of the world. — Sheena Iyengar

But Grandfather Stupid was having the most fun of all. "You sure can polka, Dot," he said. — Harry Allard

It's Hydrogenville in the Hab. — Andy Weir