Lily Tomlin Switchboard Quotes & Sayings

Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin

At times, it could be a bit difficult to understand everything that's being said when just listening, but I wanted the lyrics to be the first impression. — Frank Iero

I wrote 'Ain't It Cool? Hollywood's Redheaded Stepchild Speaks Out,' because in doing hundreds and hundreds of interviews over the past six and a half years, I was tired of the story being half told or a third told or erroneously told. — Harry Knowles

You can go through the world with your elbows out and your nose in the air, and call it independence, if you like. That's not my way. — Louisa May Alcott

Respect was letting her want anything that got her off. Not just that, but giving it to her, in all its filthy, debauched glory. — Kit Rocha

Childish, selfish, immature - that's right, I am. But do you know how much money I make for thinking this way? — Tom Hanks

Great changes in our society are always inspired and set in motion by one person. Be that person today. — Steve Maraboli

A Covenant not to defend my selfe from force, by force, is always voyd. — Thomas Hobbes

The results of family disintegration are seen all around us. Runaways. Child abuse. Abortions. It is dirty laundry - once hung in the nation's backyard, but now hung shamelessly in front yards - flaunted in headlines and glamorized on television and in films. — Billy Graham

Naughty girls do not get off after they've been spanked. — Darling Adams

It's a shame about California, and particularly about L.A., where they've demolished so many landmarks. It's a bit of a disease there, where if anything is over 30 years old, they sort of knock it down and replace it. It's a strange town, it's this sprawling suburb, and then there's a city, the old town. — Gary Oldman

If a man seeks to drink enough to blind his conscience, tis acquavit or nothing. — Lilith Saintcrow