Lillian Carter Quotes & Sayings

I'm not a homosexual and I don't smoke pot, so what would I say? — Lillian Gordy Carter

Doctors keep their scalpels and other instruments handy, for emergencies. Keep your philosophy ready too - ready to understand heaven and earth. In everything you do, even the smallest thing, remember the chain that links them. Nothing earthly succeeds by ignoring heaven, nothing heavenly by ignoring earth. — Marcus Aurelius

We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgment. — Lillian Gordy Carter

The most important rule of survival, which was that feeling sorry for yourself didn't work. — Gary Paulsen

People don't change that much. Don't waste time trying to put in what was left out. Try to draw out what was left in. That is hard enough (Buckingham and Coffman 1999). — Jim Highsmith

Because financially capable consumers ultimately contribute to a stable economic and financial system as well as improve their own financial situations, it's clear that the Federal Reserve has a significant stake in financial education. — Ben Bernanke

Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. I have to - to balance the family ticket. — Lillian Gordy Carter

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. — Lillian Gordy Carter

I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about it. — Lillian Gordy Carter

I love all my children, but some of them I don't like. — Lillian Gordy Carter

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' — Lillian Gordy Carter

I like heels only to feel them jabbing my ass while I f*** you. Other then that, I like bare feet. I like you barefoot."
"Barefoot and working. That's...that's different."
"Mm-hm. That's right. I want my mate barefoot and pregnant and running around my quarters. All day long inside my quarters so that I can come and f*** her whenever I want. All day if I want. — Misty Kayn

Marriage ain't easy but nothing that's worth much ever is. — Lillian Gordy Carter

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday. — Lillian Gordy Carter

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. — Lillian Gordy Carter

Every time I think that I am getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens. — Lillian Gordy Carter

One of the problems he will seek to solve is how to make his wife both a servant and a companion; his attitude will evolve throughout the centuries, and this will also entail an evolution in woman's destiny.11 — Simone De Beauvoir