Lilley Quotes & Sayings

He ran his nose along my jaw, breathing on me. "We're friends, right? This is going well, don't you think?"
The man was demented . "By what criteria are we judging it? If going well means we've both lost our ever-loving minds, then yes, I guess it's going well?! If we're basing it on us being just friends, we're failing epically."
He pulled back from me and grinned. — R.K. Lilley

You feel the pressure of going to university because you need a back-up plan, which is why I enrolled. — Chris Lilley

Life is funny like that, making us pay for the same stupid mistakes even after we've learned from them thoroughly. — R.K. Lilley

I would love to play a British character one day. My accent wavers between Scottish and Irish very easily, though. — Chris Lilley

I can't ever lose you, Danika. I'm not sure I'd survive it."
"You've got me. And I'm not going anywhere. Not ever. — R.K. Lilley

I get asked to do stupid things like panel shows and talk shows and things. — Chris Lilley

How rough can you take it, Lourdes?' he asked, bringing his mouth very close to mine.
I was trying nor to pant. 'I don't know,' I replied honestly. 'Why don't you show me what you got?'
He smiled, and this time, it very nearly reached his eyes. 'You asked for it. — R.K. Lilley

I never thought I'd have the urge to fuck someone to death. — R.K. Lilley

Scientists would rather change facts than their theories. — Peter Lilley

It was the sweetest torture, the most delightful torment, to let the man that had ruined me for joy bring it back into my body for one brief instant. — R.K. Lilley

It's ironic that I'd use you for my wingman, when I want to fuck you more than any of the women here. — R.K. Lilley

You read me so well without me ever having to say the words. It astounds me. Perhaps we were made for each other. You're making me a believer, my love. — R.K. Lilley

He nuzzled his face into my ear. "I'm so sorry, sweetheart. I'm so sorry I hurt you. I'd take it all back if I could, but I can't. I will try to make it up to you, though, okay? Please, just give the chance. Please. — R.K. Lilley

We are fundamentally connected. We met when we were broken seeds, when we were still being formed into something. We had to grow together to survive. Some part of us will always be like that, connected, growing together. We're different flowers, but we were nurtured from the same damaged root. — R.K. Lilley

Once we reach our goal, we immediately feel compelled to set a higher goal. We're left in a vacuum of unfulfillment. — Jen Lilley

I'm so independent in writing stuff and controlling what I do. Sometimes I get calls from people asking to be in their movie, but I'm always writing or editing, and I can never get around to doing it. I'm so much more interested in my own stuff. I think I drive my agent crazy. — Chris Lilley

I'm pretty lucky. I don't get too many haters. — Chris Lilley

My dear, this is what's called family. — R.K. Lilley

We were drifting apart. I felt helpless to stop the pattern, but still, I held onto him for dear life. — R.K. Lilley

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. — Chris Lilley

I'd stopped trying to greet her ages ago. She was one of those people that didn't wave back. I'd never understood how you could do that, just ignore a wave or a greeting, but it seemed to be a consistent attribute for crazy people. I mean, how hard was it to stop pretending you didn't see anyone around you and just wave? Why wouldn't you want to be friendly in the most casual of waves with the people that lived next door to you? Because crazy. — R.K. Lilley

I told you that I needed you. But now I need you to survive. Forever. I won't live through this without you, and I'm selfish for telling you that, but it's the truth. You're my rock, Danika. I can't ever lose you, or I'll follow Jared, I know I will. — R.K. Lilley

She was mine.
Inconceivable.
Undeniably.
Mine.
It was that devastating and that simple. — R.K. Lilley

That hurts me deep in my soul, Danika. I wouldn't do that to you. I'd make sure you came, first and last. I'd go down on you every time, if that's what you like. I'd lick- — R.K. Lilley

I'll never forget that for as long as I live; the way you were my strength, when I was too weak to even stand. — R.K. Lilley

On a scale of one to ten, what was he?"
"How would, 'I want him to fuck me to death, and he just might', rate on that scale? — R.K. Lilley

I'm totally not media shy and do interviews all the time and go to events and totally play along and actually enjoy talking to journalists most of the time. — Chris Lilley

Somebody is smitten with my Buttercup. — R.K. Lilley

Okay, you're okay, we're okay. — R.K. Lilley

That will get you fucked in a hurry, Love. — R.K. Lilley

We were on the patio, Tristan grilling us burgers, as we watched the kids playing in the their park of a backyard.
... I pointed a Nikolaj, huddled together with Imogen. "No fucking way," I told Tristan. "That right there is not happening."
He curled his lip at me, waving a hand at Cleo and Duncan. They were holding hands. They were only six, but that wasn't the point. "What about that right there? What the ever-loving fuck is up with that? I'll tell you right now I won't stand for it. — R.K. Lilley

I'd said it because I couldn't look directly at the sun and not remark that it was blinding and brilliant. — R.K. Lilley

I thought that I'd found my new favorite hobby - watching Tristan cook anything at all.
"Bev has this really great frilly pink apron," I told him. "What would I have to do to get you to wear
it while you cook for me?"
"You don't even want to know, boo," he said.
That effectively shut me up again. — R.K. Lilley

How could such a beautiful man be insecure? — R.K. Lilley

I can't change my past, Bianca. All I can do is be honest with you, and I've done my best. — R.K. Lilley

I've been trying to make my head rule my actions, when my heart has so obviously taken over. — R.K. Lilley

He was gleaming with sweat. It would have taken inhuman willpower not to drink in every inch of his muscled, tatted up body.
And I was human. Oh Lord, was I human. — R.K. Lilley

Life hurts. As long as it doesn't kill us, we weather it. — R.K. Lilley

Fans feel they know me, so they want me to be on-the-spot funny, and it's hard to fulfil their expectations. — Chris Lilley

You may have fucked a lot of women, James, but I'm your first lover. — R.K. Lilley

Because it never went away. Nostalgia suggests that feelings are coming back, and they can't do that, when they never went away. — R.K. Lilley

I would love this man to the end of my days. I'd fallen too deep. Middle of the Pacific deep, with no land in sight. There was no going back. My heart was his forever. — R.K. Lilley

You feel so good sweetheart. I swear nothing's ever felt better in my whole fucking life. — R.K. Lilley

In spouse, I mostly hear "S.mouse," the name of Chris Lilley's blackface teenage rapper in Angry Boys. And — Augusten Burroughs

I know what you taste like," I interrupted, my tone harsh. "I know how it feels to have you come against my tongue. What it feels like to have you clench around my cock while you lose your fucking mind. And you, you've tasted me. I've shoved my cock so deep down your throat I felt your tonsils, Danika. Are we going to forget all of that? — R.K. Lilley

Even love couldn't cushion a fall like ours. My love for Tristan was so big that I felt consumed by it, and even so, it was not enough to overpower our combined demons.
I struggled. I yelled and screamed. I scratched and kicked.
I fought like hell, but even the most determined fighters have to stop before they break.
No one could say I didn't fight for him, — R.K. Lilley

It's pretty awful being told you're a racist. — Chris Lilley

Do you still think that our age difference is too much of an obstacle for us?"
"I don't care," I grunted over her. "I want you, regardless. I'll fight for you, for this. This is mine. You're mine. — R.K. Lilley

She opened for me, every part of her available and soft for me. Except her heart, I thought. That she had closed to me, if it had ever been open. — R.K. Lilley

Sluts that bang old men age in dog years, didn't you know? — R.K. Lilley

She was a level of bitch that I liked to refer to as "fuck that". As in, upon seeing her, your best option was to say "fuck that" and flee in the opposite direction. — R.K. Lilley

There is this hollow place inside of me, where my faith in you used to be. — R.K. Lilley

He smelled like family ... and Javier, but I took that as a good sign. — R.K. Lilley

My weakness and my strength, my purpose and my distraction, my redemption and my undoing. — R.K. Lilley

Don't start a war you can't win, my friend. In the battle of teases, I would whip your slutty ass, you sex fiend. — R.K. Lilley

When no one knows you, and you're just trying to break into stuff, it's so good because you can write whatever you want and just say it; it's just between you and the audience. There's no process or worrying about anyone else interfering with what you're doing. — Chris Lilley

I didn't do very well academically; I was always in the bottom class. — Chris Lilley

Love is never satisfied with half-measures. It won't take parts of you. It will own all of you, every single, longing piece. "Love will make you its slave," I stated venomously. "It will ruin you. Grind you under its heel until you don't recognize what's left. "Love will take your soul. — R.K. Lilley

As you wish, Buttercup. — R.K. Lilley

I really like Jeff Lewis and 'Flipping Out' and 'Interior Therapy.' I don't know why I'm obsessed with American real estate and renovation. — Chris Lilley

Gratitude not only encourages our hearts, it produces peace. And we could all use a little more peace these days. — Jen Lilley

This must be what a fly felt like when it was caught fast in a spider's web. — R.K. Lilley

People are always nice; I never get anything mean said to me on the street. — Chris Lilley

I give you my drunk permission to ignore whatever the sober me tells you. You should like the drunk me better, anyway, because I like you more than the sober me does. — R.K. Lilley

I wasn't here to make love. I was here to make war. — R.K. Lilley

I can never go back from this, Bianca. It would break me to let you go. You know that, right? — R.K. Lilley

You are more than the pill.

You are more than the blade.

You are more than the mistake.

You are more than the diagnosis.

You are more than the suicide attempt. — Christopher Lilley

I loved your eyes first," I told him , repeating his words from a few weeks ago back to him, because it was true, and because we were two halves of a whole - we had been all along, and he'd been so clever to know it right away. I used to think it was insanity, but now I was beginning to think that it was pure brilliance. "I see it, too, James. I see the other half of my soul in you. — R.K. Lilley

You were this perfect, enchantingly beautiful girl that made the world brighter just by being in it, and you were ours. I can't tell you how sorry I am that I drove you away. — R.K. Lilley

The simple fact is that, since the beginning of this century, the average global temperature has flatlined; indeed, over the past 18 months it has fallen back, and according to the satellite measurements of temperature, it is now basically back at the level it was in 1979, when such measurements started to be taken. — Peter Lilley

Always trust your gut, even when it makes you feel like a total bitch. — R.K. Lilley

You put your soul into those paintings, and nothing in this world is more beautiful to me than that soul of yours. — R.K. Lilley

It makes me feel special. I find that I love it. I find that I love everything you do to me. — R.K. Lilley

Breaking him until he was as broken as me was the only thing that would ever be enough. — R.K. Lilley

It just seemed to me, that if you valued a thing, you found ways to keep it from being compromised. — R.K. Lilley

Is it romantic or psychotic when I say I'll never let you leave me? — R.K. Lilley

Here's all you need to know about crazy: Crazy's favorite shape is a circle. Broken records, crazy urges on a loop. Any of this ring a bell? That's how crazy works, and why it keeps repeating itself. — R.K. Lilley

Where there is love there is forever, — R.K. Lilley

I've done signings where elderly people will line up to get photos with me and ask me to sign things. They don't even pretend it's for their grandkids. They're like, 'No, it's for me.' — Chris Lilley

I liked to think I had a tough everything, but I did have one weakness. One. In my entire child/woman body, and we both knew it. Dante. He was the chink in my armor. My soft underbelly. — R.K. Lilley

Whether I was the love or hate of his life, nothing and no one would ever overshadow me. — R.K. Lilley

The king of all of my regrets. The architect of every last drop of joy I'd ever tasted. My tormentor. My savior. — R.K. Lilley

Every day is still
A precious thing — Christopher Lilley

It's been very clearly brought to my attention that I had overlooked your security in public restrooms. — R.K. Lilley

... I processed that. Stephan was gay. He had told me as much. And she had told me that they were purely platonic. I believed them both. Why does she seek him out in her sleep? Were they really so close? A part of me was insanely jealous at the thought that he was that important to her, but I knew instinctively that I couldn't indulge that jealousy. The two of them were too close to tolerate anyone coming between them, and I wouldn't be making that mistake. — R.K. Lilley

I was outclassed and outgunned, and I was only realizing it when it was too late to do a damn thing about it. A heart could only break so many times before the cause was lost. — R.K. Lilley

In private, though, you may call me Mr. Cavendish — R.K. Lilley

I think my parents had a hard time dealing with me. — Chris Lilley

This is all yours right here. All of me. No one else gets a thing from me, you understand? I wouldn't do that to you. I wouldn't make all these promises if I didn't intend to keep them. — R.K. Lilley

Why the hell did I like him so much?
He was uncivilized.
Churlish.
Uncouth.
And strangely, kind of Sweet — R.K. Lilley

I also found it particularly encouraging that the decent people in his life were now outnumbering the crazy bitches — R.K. Lilley

I feel like real love should take time, or at least, more time than this. I've been trying to make my head rule my actions, when my heart has so obviously taken over, but I feel how I feel, and I know it's not going away. — R.K. Lilley

The world went from black and white and into color when I laid eyes on you, my love. There'll be no going back. — R.K. Lilley

I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic. — Chris Lilley

This is ridiculous. I wouldn't ask that of you. I would be distraught if you even suggested it. You aren't just my sub, Bianca. This is much more than just a physical relationship. I feel utterly possessive of you. If someone touched you the way I touch you, male or female, I would lose my mind. — R.K. Lilley

I'm not a big fan of 'Jersey Shore' and those kinds of shows where people are really playing up to the cameras. — Chris Lilley

Please." His voice was quiet. "I can't stand the thought of losing you. What can I do? — R.K. Lilley

I knew I had a problem. I was starting to like that kinky rich bastard. — R.K. Lilley

Hell yeah," Danika — R.K. Lilley

These young folks, with that twerking, I thought, just like an old fart. — R.K. Lilley