Lil Mosey Quotes & Sayings

I think there are always different times in your life when you go, "Oh, god. I wish I were traditionally pretty. My life would be so much easier." But then you get through that, and you go, "Well, I'm not." — Sandra Bernhard

Well, the truth is, vacations are pointless anyway, because you always have to come back, so you might as well save time, skip the middle step, and stay put in the first place. — Aimee Bender

Criminals are opportunists. If you've got a booming market, they're going to get away with more fraud. — William Matthews

It's all about me. — Leo McBride

He had the look of a well-fucked man, one who was sated and yet anticipating further pleasures ahead. — Sylvia Day

Let's fight for our happiness by following a daily program of cheerful and constructive thinking. — Dale Carnegie

Some people don't even realize they're bitter. If you don't know whether you are or not, here's a quick quiz you can give yourself. If you ever wake up in the morning and the first thing you say is "Oh, fuck, not again," you might be a little bitter. — Marc Maron