Quotes & Sayings About Liking Funny Guys

What's really amusing is that you see - when you look at everybody's statements that - on both sides of the aisle, they've talked out of both sides of their mouth, depending on who's in power and who's not. — Nina Totenberg

I'm a big believer in winging it. I'm a big believer that you're never going to find perfect city travel experience or the perfect meal without a constant willingness to experience a bad one. Letting the happy accident happen is what a lot of vacation itineraries miss, I think, and I'm always trying to push people to allow those things to happen rather than stick to some rigid itinerary. — Anthony Bourdain

The commander went, as they say in Ankh-Morpork, totally Librarian on them. — Terry Pratchett

A lot of people have dreams and never do anything about them. When you have ideas and dreams, you do something about it. — Paul Newman

Sanity? Sorry, I don't ever remember having something like that before. — Tite Kubo

The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did you expect? — Ilona Andrews

The nostalgic notion of the family orchards is lovely - all that wholesome fruit for our forebears to sit on the back steps biting into - but basically we were growing it to drink. — Barbara Holland

Real time functioning should have the PM and the CMs of the states working in tandem. The Federal structure is important in letter and spirit, it is our strength — Narendra Modi

I had, toward the last, been shut off from all visitors, and so when the lawyer, Peter A. Hendricks, came and told me that friends of mine were willing to take charge of me if I would rather be with them than in the asylum, I was only too glad to give my consent. — Nellie Bly

They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do not disappoint. Walken has this amazing sense of humor, and Pacino is like just a sweetheart of a guy. — Bill Burr

Variety is important when it comes to exercise. I don't do anything that bores me to tears. — Alanis Morissette

Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on my Twitter feed, and I'm a nice guy. Imagine if I was a jerk. — Jeff Ross

Try more things. Cross some lines. — Breena Clarke

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work. — George Carlin