Lightbulb Jokes Quotes & Sayings

stayed fixed away from her, and she wondered — Amanda Jennings

Q. How many docents does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to remove the old lightbulb and the other to tell the story behind it. — Ron Brackin

Miroku: Kagome, are you worrying about me?
Kagome: I guess so.
Miroku: In that case, I have a favor to ask of you: please bear my child. — Rumiko Takahashi

I used to tell jokes about Internet-enabled lightbulbs. I can't tell jokes about it anymore - there already is an Internet-connected lightbulb. — Vint Cerf

I mean, women are very important to me. I don't know, they just drive me crazy. — Ringo Starr

I like to choose things that fit my body for sure; you learn to find the things that complement your shape. — Gugu Mbatha-Raw

You know you love him when you can't sleep at night and get up early to talk to him the next morning. — Kayla Carson

If you want to be a doormat you have to lay yourself down first. — Oscar Wilde

Until the lion learns to speak, the tales of hunting will be weak. — K'naan

Jack Force was more than she had ever dared wish for, and he was better than a dream or a fantasy because he was real. He was far from perfect, moody and distant at times, and burdened with sharp temper and an impulsiveness that was part of his dark nature. But she felt more love for him than she thought possible. He wasn't perfect, but he was perfect for her. (Schuyler Van Alen) — Melissa De La Cruz

Anyway, that's how it is! Either they obey the law, or they're expelled!! And make sure they wear their veils correctly ... " - "If hair is as stimulating as you say, then you need to shave your moustache!" My father actually said that. — Marjane Satrapi