Liftomatic Quotes & Sayings

Death is the great equalizer. I've seen that phenomenon many times. I've had people in my classes come to me, men and women over 50 years old, and they say, "I made it, I'm rich. But what the hell is my life for?" — Jacob Needleman

I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife. — Halle Berry

Poetry is the most bodily of the arts. — Robert Pinsky

There are a million ways
to kill someone
that leaves them
able to walk away. — Christina Hart

I believe only foreigners should run for president ... Face it, the presidency is a lousy job. And who does lousy jobs we don't want anymore better than foreigners? — Bill Maher

Don't mourn me", he said. Because it was a joke, a sick joke and because - at the end - he needed a little dark humour to sustain him. — Stephen Lloyd Jones

Your own personal health is your own personal choice, all the way down the line. — Melissa Etheridge

Some authorities hold that the young ought not to lie at all. That, of course, is putting it rather stronger than necessary; still, while I cannot go quite so far as that, I do maintain, and I believe I am right, that the young ought to be temperate in the use of this great art until practice and experience shall give them that confidence, elegance and precision which alone can make the accomplishment graceful and profitable. — Mark Twain