Life Wonder Witty Humor Quotes & Sayings

Life is a Sisyphean race, run ever faster toward a finish line that is merely the start of the next race — Matt Ridley

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Disney happy is the most happy you can be. It's at the top of the happy scale right above eating cheesecake in a hot tub. — Tom Fletcher

Fierce praying was a way of finding entrance and prologue into my own writing. — Pat Conroy

When I die cremate me so I can finally fit into something small. — Xondra Day

I love you"..."But I made you cry. — Jodi Picoult

Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway. — Earl Nightingale

[Writing something original from scratch], the initial process is way different. But once it exists and you start to actually work on making it real, then the approach is kind of the same, for me anyways. — Zack Snyder

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much. — Josh Lanyon

I don't have a gym membership. I usually do a bit of basic yoga or stretches at home or in my dressing room before the show. I've done plank for 60 seconds almost every day since 2009, when I had to wear a bikini onstage in 'South Pacific.' — Laura Osnes

Deke: 'You know what I'm wonderin'?'
Malachi: 'No, and to tell the truth, I don't care'
Deke: 'I'm wonderin' how you've managed to live to the ripe old age of 36, when it's a known fact that you've been brain-dead since birth'

'Strength of will', was the flat reply — Lynn Turner

The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists? — Jandy Nelson

I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world. — Tanit Phoenix

Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you. — Ankur Basu Roy

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile. — Zane Stumpo

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that's the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch) — Tim Dorsey

It is a greater advantage to be honestly educated than honorably born. — Desiderius Erasmus

I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort. — Daniel Handler

Everybody wants to design a bloody typeface. — Simon Garfield

To have a style is to be stuck. — Jonah Lehrer

I'm a Buddhist. You might have a Christian obligation to catch pneumonia while you sit for two and a half hours listening to some twerp in a dress drone on about the virtue of wedded life but, dear as you are to me, I don't. — Natasha Pulley

Adele was in everybody's wish list, and her list of Romeos was nearly as long as the Yellow Pages. Some witty person had suggested that her family needed a system of traffic lights to avoid fatal crashes for the men in her life. — Olga Nunez Miret

I learned that I'm so busy with what I'm doing, so focused on what I'm doing, that I miss a lot of opportunities for interacting with people. — Bela Fleck

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair? — Leonore Fleischer