Life Lemons Recreated Quotes & Sayings

If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it. — Emma O'Connor

I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness ... I mean, it helps. — Chelsea Handler

Those record companies don't know what's happening at all. — Ritchie Blackmore

Rorschach: Used to come here often, back when we were partners.
Dreiberg: Oh. Uh, yeah ... yeah, those were great times, Rorschach. Great times. Whatever happened to them?
Rorschach: [exiting] You quit. — Alan Moore

So if you're a gang member and you would normally be killing somebody, why not kill a white person? — Sister Souljah

If you make yourself indispensable to your employer, he is not going to part with you in a hurry no matter what it costs him. — Robert Baden-Powell

The abundance of cheap food with low nutritional value in the Western diet has wreaked havoc on our health; in America, one third of children and two thirds of adults are overweight or obese and are more likely to develop diabetes and cardiovascular disease. — Ellen Gustafson