Life Is Rough Funny Comebacks Quotes & Sayings

My parents wanted me to be smart and be a scholar, and the best I could do was graduate high school. — Levon Helm

To be honest, I'm scared to death of rollercoaster rides. — Liam Neeson

A healthy state encourages many voices - and lots of listening. — Kathleen Sebelius

The last page of a book is a sacred space that even lovers respect. — Tor Udall

Do one thing at a time. Start the day with a list of things you have to do, and do the most important things first. — Brian Tracy

Jem leaned closer against the chair, staring into the fire. "Better it were my hands," he said.
Will shook his head. Exhaustion was muting the edges of everything in the room, blurring the flocked wallpaper into a single mass of dark color. "No. Not your hands. You need your hands for the violin. What do I need mine for? — Cassandra Clare

People are always angry at America. They're absolutely certain that America either caused their problems or is deliberately not fixing their problems. But the anger is always directed at America and never at Americans. — P. J. O'Rourke

And I suppose it's a woman's place to simper on the sidelines and cheer as idiots rack up the casualties?"

"We all find ourselves cheering for idiots from time to time, that's a fact of life. There really is no point heaping scorn on my subordinates. If a person is worthy of contempt, they'll bury themselves soon enough without help. — Joe Abercrombie

I have a capacity in my soul for taking in God entirely. I am as sure as I live that nothing is so near to me as God. — Meister Eckhart

Why you kill me? I never did you anything. Not kill me! I beg not to be locked up. Never let me out of my prison - not kill me! You kill me before I understand what life is. You must tell me why you locked me up! — Kaspar Hauser

Fretting at trouble only doubles it. — George Sand

I thought we were better then this."
"We're human. Be thankful we've moved on from clubbing each other's brains out every five minutes. — Alastair Reynolds

I think it's fair to say that diplomacy today requires much more of that if you're the United States of America than it did 10, 20, 30, 40 years ago. — Hillary Clinton