Life Hahaha Quotes & Sayings

Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it. — Barney Stinson

Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men, not sensitive and introspective. It is one of the chief merits of golf that non-success at the game induces a certain amount of decent humilty, which keeps a man from pluming himself too much on any petty triumphs he may achieve in other walks of life. — P.G. Wodehouse

You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged; but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever. — Jane Austen

One of the things that I heard for years and years, never drive Russia and China together. And Obama has done that. — Donald Trump

But that's fine, because I like to have control of the ambience. — Harold Budd

Every Christian needs a half-hour of prayer each day, except when he is busy, then he needs an hour. — Saint Francis De Sales

I wish I could remember the first day,
First hour, first moment of your meeting me;
If bright or dim the season it might be;
Summer or winter for aught I can say.
So, unrecorded did it slip away,
So blind was i to see and to forsee,
So dull to mark the budding of my tree
That would not blossom, yet, for many a May. — Christina Rossetti

Until your our last breath, lots of surprises waiting for you each day, and at those points you can't do anything, just wait, watch and react according to the situation like helpless kid.
After the last breath also, you don't know, even more surprises are there for you like heaven or hell.. Hahaha, it's the true meaning of life ... — Nutan Bajracharya

one should not be deterred from improving his possessions for fear lest they be taken away from him or another from opening up trade for fear of taxes; — Niccolo Machiavelli

This is a door that the Lord holds open for you. Walk through it. He who has called shall also equip. Everything you lack shall be provided. — Tessa Afshar

The demonstrable correlation of opposites is an image of the transcendental correlation of contradictories. — Simone Weil

This stupid toaster is ruining my life! — Cole Gibsen

As the sun shines both on the cedar and the smallest flower, so the Divine sun illumines each soul. — Therese Of Lisieux

A battered wife is a married woman until she gets a divorce. Or until she kills the bastard. — John Grisham

Got to go sing in a few minutes ... no, that's GOT to go sing in a few minutes, as in ... GOT TO GO SING in a few minutes ... hahaha It's an all consuming compassion/obsession ... a drawing ... a wonderful bliss ... a union of soul and spirit, of notes and voice, of all of life's vibrating essence. String theory ... all of life is vibrating, is alive, and the life of that essence is music itself!! — Gloria Smith

While [female genital mutilation] may have not originated with Islam, it has become an integral part of the religious practice in many regions tied to notions of male dominance and control of female sexuality. — Darrel Ray