Quotes & Sayings About Life Funny Sarcastic

Chromosomal dance oh, heavenly happenstance rare creation, you -Marcus (Poetry Spam #22) — Megan McCafferty

If a work of art is placed before me, I believe I can enjoy it; but I do not overlook the fact, that Art is one thing, another thing Amusement; and that people do like amusements, and will run after it. — George Henry Lewes

There still remain three studies suitable for free man. Arithmetic is one of them. — Plato

If you were ready to sleep with me we wouldn't be in this bar, but in my room not wasting any more time. — Stephanie Witter

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. — David Letterman

Don't take life too seriously. — RuPaul

His son Peter Bucky happily spent time driving Einstein around, and he later wrote down some of his recollections in extensive notebooks. They provide a delightful picture of the mildly eccentric but deeply un-affected Einstein in his later years. Peter tells, for example, of driving in his convertible with Einstein when it suddenly started to rain. Einstein pulled off his hat and put it under his coat. When Peter looked quizzical, Einstein explained: "You see, my hair has withstood water many times before, but I don't know how many times my hat can. — Walter Isaacson

You have to constantly redefine who you are. — M.I.A.

I'm still furious with you," she murmured, kissing a line down his chest.
"Oh, God, please don't be furious," he choked out quickly. "Every female I know is furious with me. Rosalyn throws tantrums, and Charlotte hasn't spoken to me or written since you left." He moved his hands to unbutton her gown. "The morning I thought you'd sailed out of my life I started drinking and didn't stop until I'd finished two bottles. For three days I had a blistering headache, and Nedda couldn't for the life of her stop banging things." He groaned. "And I can't even begin to tell you about your sisters. — Adele Ashworth

Really, when you think about it, how can God speak through everybody? Hmmmmmm. — Art Hochberg

Mom and Dad liked to make a big point about never surrendering to fear or to prejudice or to the narrow-minded conformist sticks-in-the-mud who tried to tell everyone else what was proper. — Jeannette Walls

I have seen enough for two lifetimes. Maybe three, but I was very drunk at the time. -Marjorie Liu, The Tangleroot Palace — Laurell K. Hamilton

The trick is to teach yourself to read in small sips as well as long swallows. — Stephen King

The heart of stone calls a great iniquity, nothing - but not so the heart of flesh. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon