Lieser Jason Quotes & Sayings

Friends will sit your ass down and give you the 'Come To Jesus' talk when you need it most. — Lauren Dane

It is a modern tragedy that despair has so many spokesmen, and hope so few. — Oscar Hammerstein II

Science fiction films are not about science. They are about disaster, which is one of the oldest subjects of art. — Susan Sontag

Merciful heaven, social status is something to be strived for, not born with, or, worse yet, displayed. Social status is a reward for social climbing, a pursuit that may get you the attention of other limelighthers but won't move you up one skinny rung as far as your social station in Dixie is concerned. — Ann Barrett Batson

Why did I adopt kids? I dunno. Let me look at my family: religious weirdo, gun nut, biker, boozer, dead tooth, too many cats, the guy who talks to his truck. Hmm. Maybe I adopted because genetically my balls are full of poison. — Dana Gould

Don't try to sound cool. Guys do that all the time, and I'm telling you it's a complete turnoff, okay? Just be you. You're cute; live with it. But don't try to sound like James Bond or something, because you're not. - Summer Sumner — Ridley Pearson

I study philosophy after my dinner, but the dinner is not the cause o my studying philosophy. — Fulton J. Sheen

I punch him twice in the head and it does nothing. He shakes it off like he's Taylor Swift — Robert J. Crane

The citizen has become irrelevant. He or she can participate in heavily choreographed elections, but the demands of corporations and banks are paramount. — Chris Hedges

Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness. — Thomas Carlyle

When you travel your first discovery is that you do not exist. — Elizabeth Hardwick

LADY CROOM: You have been reading too many novels by Mrs Radcliffe, that is my opinion. This is a garden for The Castle of Otranto or The Mysteries of Udolpho
CHATER: The Castle of Otranto, my lady, is by Horace Walpole.
NOAKES: (Thrilled) Mr Walpole the gardener?!
LADY CROOM: Mr Chater, you are a welcome guest at Sidley Park but while you are one, The Castle of Otranto was written by whomsoever I say it was, otherwise what is the point of being a guest or having one? — Tom Stoppard

A large proportion of mankind, like pigeons and partridges, on reaching maturity, having passed through a period of playfulness or promiscuity, establish what they hope and expect will be a permanent and fertile mating relationship. This we call marriage. — C.D. Darlington