Liebig Cards Quotes & Sayings

The night in question, I had put aside my perpetual lavatory read, The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, because of all the manuscripts (inedible green tomatoes) submitted to Cavendish-Redux, my new stable of champions. I suppose it was about eleven o'clock when I heard my front door being interfered with. Skinhead munchkins mug-or-treating?
Cherry knockers? The wind?
Next thing I knew, the door flew in off its ruddy hinges! I was thinking al-Queda, I was thinking ball lightning, but no. Down the hallway tramped what seemed like an entire rugby team, though the intruders numbered only three. (You'll notice, I am always attacked in threes.) "Timothy," pronounced the gargoyliest, "Cavendish, I presume. Caught with your cacks down."
"My business hours are eleven to two, gentlemen," Bogart would have said, "with a three-hour break for lunch. Kindly leave." All I could do was blurt, "Oy! My door! My ruddy door! — David Mitchell

(About the movies Well, I git enough of sorrow. I like to git away from it. — John Steinbeck

Service to humanity is service to God. Let the love and light of the Kingdom radiate through you until all who look upon you shall be illumined by its reflection. Be as stars, brilliant and sparkling in the loftiness of their heavenly station. — Abdu'l- Baha

With the persistent loud voice,
fool asks us to respect serenity. — Toba Beta

I have written my name on the far side of the sky. — Yves Klein

If you look back at my story, it doesn't matter where you look, but God's fingerprints are all over the place. — Jeremy Lin

Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid. — Daniel Tosh

Enjoy the ride of a sacred life. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The Chop Shop is soundproof. Somehow he knew it would be. — Neal Shusterman

The Mirror Stage as formative in the function of the I as revealed in psychoanalytic experience. — Jacques Lacan

Jury trials are really nothing more than poorly written stage plays. You've got two authors writing opposing narratives and a director who is paid not to care about either outcome. Hired actors sit on either end of the stage, while unwitting audience members strive to remain quiet. No applause should be rendered, no gasps of glory. Witnesses sit agape with fury as they stumble across their rehearsed lines. If only they had practiced just once more. If only they had more time or a dress rehearsal, then they would recite their packaged words with such eloquent delivery that the critics in the jury box would believe only them. — Elizabeth L. Silver

Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you. — Philip Sidney

If I go home from a day of shooting, and I haven't at some point felt the magic, I'm really frustrated. — Susanne Bier