Liar Liar Jim Carrey Quotes & Sayings

The well padded astrologer stroked his corpulent belly, as he stared down intently at his cowrie board. There was a frown on his moon shaped face, a face that had always considered good rich food his birthright, even as he strove to read the cryptic messages that the Gods were strewing before him. — Deepti Menon

I think honesty is a big part. Because when you sing live, you want the audience to believe you. — Pixie Lott

When men will not be reasoned out of a vanity, they must be ridiculed out of it. — Heath L'Estrange

Luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You don't have a boss in the cab with you, and you are not facing the people that you are making money from. — Fran Lebowitz

I was just the one who upgraded her software and made sure that nothing broke down. If anyone was equipped for the job, it was me, the professional computational linguist. — Elizabeth Bear