Liaqat Malik Quotes & Sayings

It's like that, isn't it? Just as Raymond Chandler says, 'The first kiss is dynamite, the second is routine and then you take her clothes off,' It had been like that for Alan in his previous affairs, even the extended one he had had with Sybil while Naomi was pregnant. Sure, Alan went on enjoying sex with Sybil, but at a fundamental level his lust for her had died the very first time he felt the shock of her pubic bone against his, and knew that they were now truly welded into one another. Alan was a one-thrust man. Not that he'd ever been exactly promiscuous. Perhaps it would have been better for all concerned if he had been. Rather, his sentiment self-absorption had managed to gild each of these terminal thrusts with enough self-regarding burnish for him to sustain the 'relationships' that legitimised them for months; and in at least two instances, for years. — Will Self

He'd known that, of course, but he'd not really let the thought sink in, too distracted by Carrie's perky breasts. — Audrey Alexander

I'm not scared to lose, I'm not scared to get knocked out. I'm scared of not going for it. — Gilbert Melendez

If secrets were stuffing, the woman would be done up like a Thanksgiving turkey. — Lauren Oliver

It was con; my mind was blank; I only wanted a halfpint of Grandad and six or seven tall cool beers ... — Charles Bukowski

The Oregon chub is to be the first fish to ever leave the endangered species list. — Anonymous

With the softest hand, you can shape the hardest rocks! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Nutty people are always writing me. I always think I must be on some nutty mailing list. — Andy Warhol

Humor is to the soul, what rain is to the earth — Gerry Hopman

Unfortunately, under the sway of Romantic ideology, most of us end up being terrible teachers and equally terrible students. That's because we don't accept that it's honest (let alone noble) to have things we might want to teach and areas where we might need to be taught. We — The School Of Life