Liaisoning Officer Quotes & Sayings

It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married. — Jim Carrey

Datin'is a lot like fishin'. Sometimes catch and release is the best method. — Granger Smith

Never underestimate the power of fiction to tell the truth. — Leslie Feinberg

The lights disappear,
The elevator shudders,
Stalls,
Quits.
All in the same nanosecond.

All that exists is darkness so thick I can't think,
And Travis so close I can't breathe. — Elana Johnson

If I wasn't an actor and I watched my films, I could easily be like 'This guy's a clown,' you know? — Seann William Scott

To come into camp and have my defensive coordinator say you won't be touched, I feel like a kid all over again. — Ray Lewis

We are all sent the dreams we yearn for, she thought; no matter how unhappy or fraught our waking world may be, we are sent dreams in which we can do the things the heart really wants us to do. — Alexander McCall Smith

[God] never will institute an ordinance or give a commandment to His people that is not calculated in its nature to promote that happiness which He has designed, and which will not end in the greatest amount of good and glory to those who become the recipients of His law and ordinances. — Joseph Smith Jr.

I'm a pleaser. That's my character. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Art is the child of imagination and gives life. — Mirka Mora

The Jews fastened their religion upon the Western world, not because it was more reasonable than the religions of their contemporaries - as a matter of fact, it was vastly less reasonable than many of them - but because it was far more poetical. — H.L. Mencken

GIVE THE WORLD YOUR BEST, AND THE BEST WILL COME BACK TO YOU. — Hazel Gaynor

In the South, Sunday morning sex is accompanied by church bells. — Florence King

Life is not just one dark moment after another. — Alexis Denisof