Lhhatl Funny Quotes & Sayings

Long story short: I don't know shit about whatever dancing monkey of the moment is amusing the plebes. — Antonio Garcia Martinez

A cat is a regency gentleman
elegant of pose, exquisite of manner, with spotless linen and an enthusiasm for bare knuckle fights, rampaging love affairs, duels by moonlight and the singing of glees. He expects immaculate service from his domestic staff, and possesses a range of invective that would make a navy blanch. — Pam Brown

I love the shit out of you. So calm down and just tell me what you need. -Simon — Alice Clayton

At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment ... We live by the currents, plan by the tides and follow the sun.. — Unknown

What mean and cruel things men do for the love of God. — W. Somerset Maugham

For people who want to get into the voiceover industry, even if you want to get into commercial, you need to become a really, really good actor. — Bob Bergen

The love and attention you always thought you wanted from someone else, is the love and attention you first need to give to yourself. — Bryant McGillns

How much easier life was once you learned how to lie. I had gotten into trouble by speaking out of turn, arguing and answering back so many times. Not anymore. Now I would do what I wanted, and no one would stop me. — Zoe Marriott

Centered, open, and diverse, the universes correspondence to your hopes and dreams is the deliverance of your foremost thoughts and actions. Energetically you can create and destroy your immediate set of circumstances under the same laws. Posed as friends and foes, you will have obstacles, ones in which you must go through, over, under and aside sometimes to overcome. These are the stepping stones to your future reality. Overcome that which has weakened your state of mind and conquer the thoughts and actions that you have let lead your life. — Will Barnes

All this saving a child does! At one point I even saved the box scores of an entire baseball season, both leagues, since Philadelphia played, haplessly, in both. How precious each scrap of the world appears, in our first years' experience of it! Slowly we realize that it is all disposable, including ourselves. — John Updike

I can still love my heroine like i did when i was 26. I can still do the same action scenes.. — Shahrukh Khan

What wonders could be achieved, what progress could be made, if mankind were to permanently set aside its squabblings and join together? — Brandon Sanderson

Insect life was so loud that when you parked the car and got out it sounded as if you had suddenly tuned into a radio frequency from another planet. — David Samuels