Lewis Grizzard Funny Quotes & Sayings

There are 10,000 bad drawings in you; get them out of the way so you can get to the good stuff. — Ron Husband

May we be prepared, whatever happens, rather to undergo a hundred deaths than to turn aside from the profession of true piety, in which we know our safety to be laid up. And may we so glorify thy name as to be partakers of that glory which has been acquired for us through the blood of thine only-begotten Son. Amen. — John Calvin

Finding a master of the dark art of ninjutsu in modern westernized Japan seems as unlikely as finding an active practitioner of the magic of Merlin in contemporary industrialized England. — Stephen K. Hayes

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. — Lewis Grizzard

If you were lucky, very lucky indeed, there were one or two people in your life who you could tell the unvarnished truth too, shell and egg. And that these people held the essence of you inside them. The rest would be conversations that ended when night fell, or the dinner part ended. — Julia Gregson

Meditation means to know life beyond the sphere of the physical; to know and experience life not just at the surface but at the source. — Jaggi Vasudev

At the age of nineteen and a half, I went to the Land of Israel to till its soil and live by the labour of my hands. As I did not find work, I sought my livelihood elsewhere. — Shmuel Yosef Agnon

He who considers himself a paragon of wisdom is sure to commit some superlatively stupid act. — Johann Ludwig Tieck