Lewd Bible Quotes & Sayings

Consider everything belonging to another as if it were your own, and so treat it. — G.I. Gurdjieff

Further movements are not recommended," said Mr. Croup, helpfully. "Mister Vandemar might have a little accident with his old toad-sticker. Most accidents do occur in the home. Is that not so, Mister Vandemar?"
"I don't trust statistics," said Mr. Vandemar's blank voice. — Neil Gaiman

There isn't much political coloration in my economic writing; it's not surprising that few people know my political views. They really aren't very important. — Christopher A. Sims

When we approve of ourselves we do not need any further stamps from others. — Nithya Shanti

Think honestly what you have thought that God would not have thought, and what you have not thought that God would have you think. — Marianne Williamson

Life doesn't have to be only anxiety about what's gone wrong, and complaints about the world around you. — Sara Zarr

Some think the worst horrors of war might be avoided by an international agreement not to use atomic bombs. This is a vain hope. — John Boyd Orr

suicide is not an option. — C.Y. Dillon

Let go of who you think you're supposed to be and embrace who you are. — Brene Brown

Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass. — Lyle Lovett

Time and death sleep side by side. — Garth Nix

You don't have to speak at all
I know what you'd say ...
- Laura — Wilkie Collins

Karma runs backwards. You suffer so that the violation becomes unavoidable. Your money is no good here. — Carl-John X. Veraja