Levaisjeans Quotes & Sayings

I was the oldest of five children, each about a year apart, and my mother, bless her heart, had her hands full. — Lee Daniels

This is war, ladies and gentlemen, so the first thing you do is forget about behaving 'properly'. We are not interested in winning a fight fairly, we just want to win. — Ellie Keaton

People don't like it when you make fun of a celebrity. When you make fun of a celebrity, you'll hear from really loyal fans of that celebrity. — Dave Barry

In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes. — Jason Biggs

I love writing for myself. I read them [my stories], I cry over them sometimes. — Grace Ogot

I think you're always trying to challenge yourself to do new things and not repeat yourself. — David Hornsby

The power of the living God is here on the earth. The Priesthood is here. — Heber J. Grant

There is the joy that is one's state of the being and there is the joy that is one's state of mind. The first is permanent and the second is impermanent. — Ian Gardner

I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555. — Mitch Hedberg