Leuliette Timothy Quotes & Sayings

Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit. — Dov Davidoff

I was able to do Classics, the U.S. national championships and the Pan American Games and feel like I improved with each meet, but I was still struggling with a lot of residual pain from the two surgeries. — Shawn Johnson

Don't change the beggar into a conqueror, because it was the beggar who led you to conquest. — Witold Gombrowicz

Women do come up to me after a show, but it's usually to say, 'Yhank you for making us laugh,' and all that. — Vir Das

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be? ... — Woody Allen

You need to save some mental, physical, and emotional resources for enhancing your product after you ship. A revolution is a triathlon, not a hundred-yard dash-it requires long distance stamina and multiple skills such as creating, churning, and evangelizing. — Guy Kawasaki

A religion can be judged only on the basis of another religion. — C. John Sommerville

You could use a flower, a candle flame, anything you want that's suggestive of beauty and eternality. — Frederick Lenz