Lettuces In Spring Quotes & Sayings

Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor. — Don Rickles

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator! — Jerry Lawler

Jo claimed that the reason people survived breakups was that within days of the amputation, Mother Nature started reminding you of what you had been doing without, what could have been better, all the samll discontents you had been filing away. — Emma Donoghue

The moment one brings competition into music, the soul is lost. — Jagjit Singh

Still watches too much porn, though. You can tell. — Jojo Moyes

On a good day, even writing can feel like a form of collecting - of gathering words, images, and ideas and arranging them in an order that feels right. — Amanda Petrusich

Science requires us to transform into spies. — Becca Fitzpatrick

My job, my mission, the reason I've been put onto this planet, is to save wildlife. And I thank you for comin' with me. Yeah, let's get 'em! — Steve Irwin