Lettner Chest Quotes & Sayings

I'm a freak, everything has to be totally flat when I play. Ed Will, my jazz teacher, set up everything completely flat, and then you'd tilt your snare drum away from you, so I do that too. So my snare tilts away from me. — Travis Barker

I think it's an awful drink, to be honest with you. — Charlie Watts

On the phone
Bookseller: Hello Ripping Yarns.
Customer: Do you have any mohair wool?
Bookseller: Sorry, we're not a yarns shop, we're a bookshop.
Customer: You're called Ripping Yarns.
Bookseller: Yes, that's 'yarns' as in stories.
Customer: Well it's a stupid name.
Bookseller: It's a Monty Python reference.
Customer: So you don't sell wool?
Bookseller: No.
Customer: Hmf. Ridiculous.
Bookseller: ... but we do sell dead parrots.
Customer: What?
Bookseller: Parrots. Dead. Extinct. Expired. Would you like one?
Customer: Erm, no.
Bookseller: Ok, well if you change your mind, do call back. — Jen Campbell

You can't raise happy kids in a happy family if you aren't happy and don't know who you are. You can't pin your life on someone else's happiness. — Jean Oram

What is the meaning of human life, or of organic life altogether? To answer this question at all implies a religion. — Albert Einstein

Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe. — Mark Twain

The things I was allowed to experience, the people I was able to call friends, teammates, mentors, coaches and opponents, the travel, all of it, are far more than anything I ever thought possible in my lifetime. — Curt Schilling

Let humanity be an attitude not gratitude '.-Fida Qutob — Fida Fayez Qutob & Dalia Qutob

Iraq will triumph and with Iraq will our Arab nation and mankind also triumph. — Saddam Hussein

If a man has come to that point where he is no content that he says; I do not want to know any more, or do any more or be any more, he is in a state in which he ought to be changed into a mummy. — Henry Ward Beecher

We're not in Fairyland! We're in Kansas! — Sarah Zettel

We live by a perceptual "map" which is never reality itself. — Carl R. Rogers