Lettermans Quotes & Sayings

I only understand realism. — Manuel Puig

Writers should be able to fully deduct from their taxes all writing-related expenses, including alcohol, parking tickets, court judgments, fines for lewd public behavior, Zoloft, and cigarettes. — Chuck Palahniuk

Obedience to Christ is the easy way, take my yoke ... — Dallas Willard

I feel safe with him because he is so not my ideal and I feel like I can be myself because I'm not in love with him. — Gary Shteyngart

I haven't stopped thinking about Orion, and it's made a mess of me. Nothing happened between us. Nothing physical, anyway. We never touched, and after a while, we hardly even spoke. But I felt different. — Jessi Kirby

His eyes would suddenly go blank, leaving two gaping wounds, two wells of terror. — Elie Wiesel

At Murry Bergtraum [High School] if you were really funny you sat at this table at with all of the funniest dudes, the toughest, the coolest - everybody sat at that table. It was like the ghetto Algonquin Round Table. [Comedy] was my entry, my membership card. — John Leguizamo

Where I work, in the Arab region, people are busy taking up Western innovations and changing them into things which are neither conventionally Western, nor are they traditionally Islamic. — Shereen El Feki

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. — Erma Bombeck

Producing all my own songs and refusing to go to the hot producer. That's the biggest risk I've taken so far. — J. Cole

When there is no specific task, the human's subconscious mind will be in a passive state — Sunday Adelaja