Lette Quotes & Sayings

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop. — Kathy Lette

Dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are. — Kathy Lette

Chekyns upon soppes" (basically chicken on cinnamon toast) from the 1545 early Tudor cookbook A Propre Newe Booke of Cokerye: Chekyns upon soppes. Take sorel sauce a good quantitie and put in Sinamon and suger and lette it boyle and poure it upon the soppes then laie on the chekyns. — Dan Jurafsky

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited. — Kathy Lette

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. — Kathy Lette

Planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success. — Kathy Lette

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home. — Kathy Lette

All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day. — Kathy Lette

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist. — Kathy Lette

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think. — Kathy Lette

I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch. — Kathy Lette

Show me a woman with both feet planted firmly on the ground - and I'll show you a girl who can't get her knickers off. — Kathy Lette

Tell me where it hurts — Kathy Lette

Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force. — Kathy Lette

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.' — Kathy Lette

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. — Kathy Lette

The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks. — Kathy Lette

When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex ... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.' - Lockie — Kathy Lette

It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'. — Kathy Lette

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder. — Kathy Lette

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras. — Kathy Lette

I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried
as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed. — Kathy Lette

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house. — Kathy Lette

Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban. — Kathy Lette

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. — Kathy Lette

What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction. — Kathy Lette

I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With
those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you — Kathy Lette

In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex. — Kathy Lette

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains. — Kathy Lette

Home is where the heartache is. — Kathy Lette

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen. — Kathy Lette

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of. — Kathy Lette

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels. — Kathy Lette

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them! — Kathy Lette

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch. — Kathy Lette

Living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts — Kathy Lette

Lette me stande to the maine chance. — John Lyly

It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death
- Victoria — Kathy Lette

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish. — Kathy Lette

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love. — Kathy Lette

For hevene myghte nat holden it, so was it hevy of hymself,Til it hadde of the erthe eten his fille.And whan it hadde of this fold flessh and blood taken,Was nevere leef upon lynde lighter therafter,And portatif and persaunt as the point of a nedle,That myghte noon armure it lette ne none heighe walles.Forthi is love ledere of the Lordes folk of hevene,And a meene, as the mair is, [inmiddes] the kyng and the commune. — William Langland