Lestardos Crab Quotes & Sayings

There were large and small ones too. And some quite in-between. But all of equal nastiness.
And smelliness and ghastliness.
For they would eat a fellow up, as one might fish and chips — Robert Rankin

Colossal Cave (also known as Adventure - not to be confused with the Atari VCS game of the same name) was developed by assembly-language programmer William Crowther — Anonymous

Have ye e'er seen such a lovely set o' bosoms? — Maeve Greyson

human beings were creatures of habit, and it was amazing the kind of things they could get used to. You — Arundhati Roy

Humans are basically good. That's why it takes so much training to march march march kill kill kill kill. — Maxine Hong Kingston

Wherever a man commits a crime, God finds a witness. Every secret crime has its reporter. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cleverness builds ever more elaborate structures of self-justification ... But in the end you know what is and what is not right. All men do, though they may spend their years trying to bury that knowing, burying it beneath words, hatred, lusts, sorrow, or any of the other bricks from which they build their lives ... When the time comes, you'll know. But knowing is never enough. — Mark Lawrence

Maybe you've tumbled a world for me. And I don't know what I can build in my world's place. — John Steinbeck

Flames ... sprouting in the thatch like the tongues of the Holy Ghost, while the fire within roared its prayers for the damned. — Diana Gabaldon

All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die. — Agatha Christie

Afghanistan - where empires go to die. — Mike Malloy

The mind always found its way back to baseline. — Will McIntosh

LaShon may have acted crazy at times, but she wasn't that crazy where she would start some shit with a police officer at the police station. — Kevina Hopkins

Don't be afraid to be magical. You are already wonderful and awesome. — Debasish Mridha