Lessive Maison Quotes & Sayings

You want to take me to a movie?" I asked.
"Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is for you to be my girlfriend. But I thought saying that might scare you off. — Sarah Dessen

Some aweful things happened to a Negro kid named Emmett Till, and I was right in the middle of it,smack in the heart of crazy, senseless hatred. — Chris Crowe

We have the only cookbook in the world that has partial differential equations in it. — Nathan Myhrvold

There's also something about ageing and the concomitant awareness of the fleeting nature of existence that tends to make you less worried about being ridiculous, and less judgemental about the quality of ridiculousness in others. — Tom Cox

By the Lord of Hell's hairy balls! — Katharine Kerr

In China, it was always said that a double-digit rate of growth would be dangerous. Now, the country has a growth rate of 6.9 percent and suddenly that is supposed to be a catastrophe for the global economy. — Wolfgang Schauble

if I want to finish them quickly so I can go and have a cup of tea, I will be equally incapable of drinking the tea joyfully. — Anonymous

One person's medicine may be another person's poison. — Donald Karshner

No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap. — Carrie Snow

I'm an ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it,
I should bag it.
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair.
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation. — Al Yankovic

When our vices desert us, we flatter ourselves that we are deserting our vices. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld