Lespezi Joc Quotes & Sayings

I wanted to write at school - to write funny stories which the teacher might ask me to read out to the class. It's all basically about showing off. — Mark Billingham

'I don't remember if I thanked you for saving me,' he said. 'So thank you.'
'You're welcome.'
'Though after this morning, I've added you to the list of those trying to kill me.' — Barbara Elsborg

You guys just here to blame someone. You never look yourselves in the mirror, eh? You're always good. You never make the mistakes. Your articles are always perfect. In reality, what have you done for this city? If you ask yourself, what have you done besides only criticize? Not much. — Ilya Bryzgalov

Nowadays it seems to me nobody takes trouble about anything, especially writing songs. — Marian McPartland

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half. — Gracie Allen

You gotta learn your body, how clothes fit on you. — Theophilus London

Being nuts is its own reward. — Roseanne Barr

You can hold a secret, hold it so far in that it drives nearly every thought and every move you make- your very heartbeat, almost. — Deb Caletti

Such are the limitations of the human mind, and so thoroughly engrossing are the cares of common life, that only the few among men can discern through the glitter and dazzle of present prosperity the dark outlines of approaching disasters, even though they may have come up to our very gates, and are already within striking distance. The yawning seam and corroded bolt conceal their defects from the mariner until the storm calls all hands to the pumps. Prophets, indeed, were abundant before the war; but who cares for prophets while their predictions remain unfulfilled, and the calamities of which they tell are masked behind a blinding blaze of national prosperity? — Frederick Douglass

We are approaching again the Great Lent - the time of repentance, the time of our reconciliation with God. Repentance is the beginning and also the condition of a truly Christian life. — Alexander Schmemann

Nobody on Earth can tell you how you should live your life. Nobody with any real authority anyway. — Dan Pearce