Leotard Malfunction Quotes & Sayings

I grew up with nothing, so whenever I got to where I could have something I felt like I needed to have everything I couldn't have when I was young. — Alan Jackson

Someone once told me that when you give birth to a daughter, you've just met the person whose hand you'll be holding the day you die. — Jodi Picoult

It was a leap of faith - to throw one's heart across a gulf, and trust another to catch it. — Diana Gabaldon

A ley line is what might be called a field of force, a trail of telluric energy. There are hundreds of them, perhaps thousands, all over Britain, and they've been around since the Stone Age. — Stephen R. Lawhead

Dada rejected reason and logic, prizing nonsense, irrationality and intuitio — Dona Budd

Don't bother explaining - I've heard all the excuses and the trouble is most of them are true. — John Brunner

I am jealous of the little kid
spinning around near the fountain.
What would these people think
if I were to start spinning
with my arms spread wide?
A lunatic on drugs, probably.
My greatest accomplishment here is not caring,
letting go of other people's opinions.
I am not wound as tight.
I can let go,
just no spinning yet. — Samantha Schutz

When you get down to it, unschooling is really just a fancy term for 'life' or 'growing up uninstitutionalized'. — Grace Llewellyn

Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is. — Daniel Handler

The best way to get Americans to focus on what's happening in Afghanistan is by using the example of their own. — Tim Hetherington

People who suffer from depression have better memory than people who don't, because part of our ability to survive and not to be depressed is to forget a lot of stuff. — Anthony Greenwald

It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance. — Lewis Black

This is yet another product of the immensely stupid notion of privatizing the proper functions of government, which is based on the colossally stupid notion that private industry is more honest and more efficient than the public sector, which is itself based on the transcendentally stupid decision by too many states that it is better to light their balls on fire than raise taxes in order to pay for anything anywhere at any time. — Charles P. Pierce

The financial industry is a service industry. It should serve others before it serves itself. — Christine Lagarde

Winston has written four volumes about himself and called it 'World Crisis'. — Arthur Balfour