Leo Horoscope Funny Quotes & Sayings

Please, God, please, don't let me be normal! — Sigourney Weaver

I am very subtle; but Man is deeper in his thought than I am. The woman knows that there is no such thing as nothing: the man knows that there is no such day as tomorrow. I do well to worship them. — George Bernard Shaw

In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend. — Solon

I don't look upon my divorces as mistakes. Those marriages were right for the Bess that made that decision at that time. — Bess Myerson

My life changed the day I walked across that stage. Because I finally finished something! — Eric Thomas

There's no real difference between having sex and dancing. — Samantha Towle

I don't know what kind of God the rest of y'all are serving, but the God I serve says, 'Mary, you need to be the hottest thing this year, and I'm gonna make sure you're doing that.' — Mary J. Blige

From the fall of October, 1980 to March, 1984 I never lost a competition. — Scott Hamilton

Take deep slow breaths," it told her. "It will calm you."
Calm her? Slow breaths? Instead she sucked in a breath to tell it to
go to hell, but ended up sending her late-night snack spewing across the
dragon's foot.
Staring down, it muttered, "Oh, that's just vile."
Talaith's eyes narrowed and suddenly she found her voice. "And yet, I
feel remarkably better," she sneered. — G.A. Aiken

I feel like there's a witch hunt by some film sites and people that immediately disregard something if it shows any sort of influence. — Max Winkler

When tended the right way, beauty multiplies. — Shannon Wiersbitzky

It's basic research: shoot an arrow in the air. Where it lands, paint a bullseye. — Elizabeth Streb

I knew I liked her then, really liked her, this girl with an explanation for everything. — Gillian Flynn