Lelucon Pendek Quotes & Sayings

And the reason parenting is becoming increasingly crucial is that we now live in a world that is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday. — Dennis Miller

She'd know. Ain't nobody more psychic than a wife. — J.D. Robb

Experience was something it was difficult to avoid, though many people had managed to keep it to a minimum. — Philip Jose Farmer

I think about the sound the waves made against the walls of the lifeboat. A hushing sort of whisper that I'd eventually found comforting.
It had become, for me, the reckoning of death. — Carrie Ryan

You know, sitting in the car when they got back in and - first of all, it was relief. I was not - there were two get away cars or switch cars they were called. And, you know, the group tended to include everyone. — Patty Hearst

Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth and was lifting me off my feet as I kicked. Cornwall made as to draw his dagger, but Regan pulled him away. "You've just won a kingdom, my duke, killing vermin is a servant's task. Leave the bitter fool stew in his own bile."
She wanted me. It was clear. — Christopher Moore

When one door closes, another slams shut in your face. — Tommy Docherty

Consider One Thing Always, We Are Just Selected. — Behnam Rajabpoor

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. — Billy Connolly

I think the worst decision is usually no decision. If you make the wrong decision you can usually course-correct, but if you don't make it, you've already made it, and it's usually the bad one. — Roger Ailes

It is well that Indians are unable to look at their country directly, for the distress they would see would drive them mad. And it is well that they have no sense of history, for how then would they be able to continue to squat amid their ruins, and which Indian would be able to read the history of his country for the last thousand years without anger and pain? It is better to retreat into fantasy and fatalism, to trust to the stars in which the fortunes of all are written — V.S. Naipaul

If you do something with your whole heart and it's a mistake, you can live with that. — Florence Welch

The person healed has an obligation to then ask why - to meditate on God's will, and the extraordinary lengths to which God has gone to realize His will. — Stephen King

Often, what seems like an impossible climb is just a staircase without the steps drawn in. — Robert Brault

Because there's so much stuff I don't release. — Tom Jenkinson