Leivardas Quotes & Sayings

Give me a cat over a kid any day. You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on the floor next to a bucket of water, go on vacation for a week, and come home to an animal that is so busy licking it's own ass that it has no idea you were even gone. You can't do that with a kid. Well, I guess you could, but I'm sure it's frowned upon in most circles. And if my kid could lick his own ass, I'd have saved a shit load of money on diapers, I can tell you that. — Tara Sivec

It does not matter how long it takes. God will fulfil the promises. — Lailah Gifty Akita

When the French come over, May we meet them at Dover! — Charles Dickens

You can get sucked into the idea that, 'Gosh, this is impressive. Maybe I should do this. It will look good.' Or 'I'll write like this because it will impress that critic.' — Amy Tan

I'm an idiot, she's trouble, and together we're ... deranged! — Jewel E. Ann