Leipheimers Quotes & Sayings

And people still laugh about as much as they ever did, despite their shrunken brains. If a bunch of them are lying around on a beach, and one of them farts, everybody else laughs and laughs, just as people would have done a million years ago. — Kurt Vonnegut

Sometimes people think they want to know things, but then they hear the answer and realize they'd prefer to be in the dark. — Hannah Harrington

We both looked down at the stake through my heart.
Funny. I would have thought that should hurt more.
From the look on the vampire hunter's face, he thought it should hurt more too. — Helen Keeble

A rival may raise your game in the short-term. An Ally will raise your game for the long-term. — Morag Barrett

I want to know why this is such a part of me. I want to know why this thing that happened to other people has happened so much to me. I keep looking for the lesson. — David Levithan

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked "That if Franz Kafka were here his head would explode?"
"Actually, yeah. — David Wong

That's the strange thing about love. One minute you can have your tongue up someone's arse, and the next you can't even communicate. — Boy George

It is not in the nature of true greatness to be exclusive and arrogant. — Henry Ward Beecher

Man lives such a dull and drab life that he wants some sensation. Those who are a little wiser, they read scientific fiction or detective stories. Those who are not so wise, they read spiritual fiction. — Osho

It is hard to look at the tumor and not come away with the feeling that one has encountered a powerful monster in its infancy — Siddhartha Mukherjee

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair. — Martin Luther King Jr.