Legitimately Scary Quotes & Sayings

Remember what I said about the mosquitoes?" "Which part" asked Maggie. "The scary part, the really scary part, the legitimately terrifying part, or the part that makes suicide sound like an awesome way to spend the evening? — Mira Grant

Live dangerously. — Friedrich Nietzsche

If I see something saggin', baggin', or draggin', I'm gone have it nipped, tucked, or sucked! — Dolly Parton

My father was always getting excited about something. It's genetically inside me somewhere. — Nicolas Cage

The genius must have his freedom and his independence. — Ayn Rand

When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time. — Gabriel Iglesias

Love is just another name for what never gets old. — Jonah Lehrer

If I wanted to punish myself, I'd keep looking at your face."
"Isn't my face in half the pictures taped to your bunk wall?"
"Maybe I keep them there to scare away the devil."
"Just show him your feet," he said, going for her weak spot. She had adorable toes, but she hated that her second one was longer than the first. "He'll run screaming back to hell with his forked tail between his legs."
"Keep talking and I'll send you there to meet him."
"I'll say hello to your demon-spawn mother while I'm there."
"Try not to wet yourself like you did at the palace."
"Hey!" He drew back an inch. That was hitting below the belt. "I was only four when that happened, and your mom was legitimately scary. — Melissa Landers