Legaspi Twins Quotes & Sayings

If you ever care to see how all the world's most awful jokes spread, spend a day on a bond trading desk. When the Challenger space shuttle disintegrated, six people called me from six points on the globe to explain that NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts. — Michael Lewis

Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious. — Demetri Martin

Sometimes you don't know what you've got until you put it in front of an audience - and the enthusiasm for the show from the audience has been just incredible. — Matthew Bourne

A few guys will get up there with turntables as purists, to play vinyl or whatever. — A-Trak

My advice to you, dear reader, is to eat well and eat frequently. Our time here is pretty short. It's filled with disappointments and drama, and food can make it better. — Jim Gaffigan

This unprecedented crisis, which is without doubt the worst since the second world war, is not over. — Giorgio Napolitano

Money is always a pressure. — Peter O'Toole

Bless us and splash us, my precioussss! — J.R.R. Tolkien

Budapest in late May is a city of lilacs. The sweet, languid, rather sleepy smell of lilacs wafts everywhere. And it is a city of lovers, many of them quite middle-aged. Walking with their arms around each other, embracing and kissing on park benches. A sensuousness very much bound up (it seems to me) with the heady ubiquitous smell of lilacs. — Joyce Carol Oates

Count your age with friends but not with years. — Henry David Thoreau

The best way to raise a child is to LAY OFF! — Shulamith Firestone