Lectus Imus Quotes & Sayings

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course. — Ruth Warrick

I want to fuck you on every base and eat you out in centerfield. I want to play every game with your pussy on me. — C.D. Reiss

I think one's musical life should be free and open to new experience in order to keep expanding your mind and horizons. — Jim James

You can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats his dog.... — Peary Perry

Jumping to conclusions is a safer sport in the world of our imagination than it is in reality. Statistics — Daniel Kahneman

He is incredibly handsome. You never realized before how beautiful evil could be. — Teresa Lo

As the thick liquid slips down her throat and into her belly, Alba starts to feel warm and soft, as if the kitchen has just hugged her. And, after a few minutes she isn't scared to tell the truth anymore. At least a little bit of truth. — Menna Van Praag

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is. — George Carlin

I as an elected official would never recommend anybody to boycott any city or state. — Jan Brewer

There's always another story. When you read a book again and let your imagination take over, it can take you to new stories, so it's like a book inside the book! — Kate Westerlund

The subculture of felons is in great vogue among adolescents. Enron, WorldCom, Tyco, and so forth allow us Republicans to say to America's young people, 'We be thugs.' The GOP may capture the youth vote at last. — P. J. O'Rourke