Leasetexasnow Quotes & Sayings

I lived for going down the rabbit hole of meeting weird people. Of course, come Monday I would be tallying up all the different situations, and each one was progressively more dangerous. I got lucky in that I didn't go to jail. — Dax Shepard

The reason men rule is because women let them. — Jessica Zafra

I know what you go through when you learn someone close to you has died. — Lee Grant

Don't you even watch gay porn?"

It was Ryan's turn to blush. "Not really. Sometimes. Not very often, though."

"Why not?"

He shrugged awkwardly. "It doesn't really turn me on."

"You need to watch better porn," Henry muttered. — Anna Martin

There are, in short, a multitude of ways for trash to escape and plastic to go missing. But there is only one ultimate end point for this wild trash: the greatest future, the biggest surface, the deepest chasm, the broadest desert and the largest burial ground on the planet. It's the ocean. — Edward Humes

When things go right, I read. When things go wrong, I read more. — Sara Nelson

People will love him (Theodore Roosevelt) for the enemies he has made. — Doris Kearns Goodwin

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. — Fred Allen

Chin up, and we'll drown a little slower. — LeAnne Mechelle

Inwardly she argued with herself, reflecting that it never ended well when one did something morally questionable for the right reasons. — Lisa Kleypas