Leap Year Jokes Quotes & Sayings

If you're getting fucked, then you're getting fucked. But if you're getting fucked by someone who's smiling, then you're really getting fucked. — John Connolly

When you compare yourself against someone else, you always lose. — Toni Sorenson

Sedona is beautiful, but your soul is even more beautiful. — Ilchi Lee

A virtuous mind in a fair body is indeed a fine picture in a food light, and therefore it is no wonder that it makes the beautiful sex all over charms. — Joseph Addison

It doesn't bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal? — Stacy Keibler

My mum will not speak above a low whisper in public because she doesn't want to draw attention to herself. — Richard C. Armitage

I was teased up until high school about my hair, being short, my high pitched voice, and just anything you can think of. — Chrissie Fit

I've been very lucky not to have turned down too many roles that I've later regretted. — Richard Schiff

Truth is a continuous examination, and Fact... always supersedes belief. — Yosef A.A. Ben-Jochannan

You have come to Cambridge to study the interdependence of matter and energy. Please remember that energy and matter are in no way something distinct from yourselves. Remember, too, that scientists are not dispassionate. Your judgement and your ability to do good work will be in part dependent on your digestion, your prejudices and above all, your emotional life. You must face the fact that if another human being, whose welfare means considerably more to you than your own, behaves in a very different way from anything you had expected, then your efficiency may be impaired. When the heart is breaking, it is nothing but an absurd illusion to think you can taste the blood. Still I repeat, your efficiency may be impaired. — Penelope Fitzgerald

Life is here to be enjoyed, your smile and your happiness makes it even better. — Jim Jensen

The first step is the hardest. — Marie Anne De Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise Du Deffand