Lazy Employee Quotes & Sayings

Your insides tie themselves in knots, but your heart refuses to understand. — Vicki Myron

I bet I've led a more virtuous life than you."
"First, darlin', that's not saying much. Second, getting to a higher spiritual level is like increasing your credit score. You get a lot more points for sinning and repenting than if you have no credit history at all."

-Ella & Jack — Lisa Kleypas

I often think how unfairly life's good fortune is sometimes distributed. — Leo Tolstoy

A Court of equity can mould interests differently from a Court of law; and can give relief in cases where a Court of law cannot. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm a phoenix. Burn me, I will keep rising. — Ksenia Anske

Those guys who want to have the Mohawk ... which, to me, is the new business casual. — Gerard Way

As he spoke, I had the mental image of a small boy switching on the nightlight, not because he wants to be able to find his parents during the night, but because he fears his parents will forget him - lose him - in the dark. — Stephen Grosz

There's nothing I like more than being on a dance floor with a thousand people feeling love for humanity. — Chris Lowe

I've done so many unpredictable things and so profoundly. Even the people who want to go against me, are afraid to go against me. They've been wrong so many times. A lot of them are just being mum right now. They must feel I can still do things. — Bernard Hopkins

Like a rollercoaster, my mind had climbed its way to the top - only to witness how far there was to fall. And like a coaster, the second the fear hit, my stomach plummeted with the drop. — Katherine McIntyre

Basement?' Hamish cried, then glanced at his brother. 'You hear this fellow? He thinks we can just go on down to the furnace and start tinkering?'
Angus laughed. 'He probably wouldn't care at all if the whole place went boom, he wouldn't.'
At this the guard bristled and stood up even straighter. 'Now see here
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'No, you see, my good man. Out here, see, we've got snow. So in there, I'd bet, you've got heat. And where there's heat there's gas; and where there's gas there's ... '
Angus trailed off while his brother said, 'boom. — Ally Carter

The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish, and when the fish are caught, the trap is forgotten. The purpose of words is to convey ideas. When the ideas are grasped, the words are forgotten. Where can I find a man who has forgotten the words, so that I can talk to him? — Zhuangzi

The families of rabbits or woodchucks will eat the salad greens just before they are ready to be picked; I plot ways to kill these animals but can never bring myself to do it ... — Jamaica Kincaid

Tomorrow will always hold curiosities but it is the enchantment of today's possibilities which has me true to the present. — Truth Devour